to wank,
to tame the one eyed monster,
to make the cyclops cry,
man's favourite outlet,
a date with mrs palm and her five
lovely daugters,
toss yourself off,
etc etc
to tame the one eyed monster,
to make the cyclops cry,
man's favourite outlet,
a date with mrs palm and her five
lovely daugters,
toss yourself off,
etc etc
"now on the subject of onanism...we dont want to find you hunched double on the sofa bed pumping your fist" (league of gentlemen)
by pinkpill December 1, 2004
Get the onanism mug.The worship of the Norse God Odin; someone who is primarily dedicated to Odin. Can sometimes, but not always, be used interchangeably with Asatru and Heathen. Odinism is a polytheistic religion; even though the focus is often on Odin, other of the Aesir and Vanir are somerimes worshiped as well. It is not a Neo-Pagan or New Age religion. Odinism is an ancient indigenous religion of Northern Europe that predates more well known religions as Hinduism, Buddhism, Judaism; and Islam and Christianity who are but mere babies in contrast.
There are Asatruar and Odinists who feel that they are the same religion, while many others who feel that Asatru and Odinism have distinct differences.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
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adj.
When a person or object performs a seemingly unachievable contortion or is in an otherwise complex physical position.
Refers to the painting "Grande Odalisque" by Ingres, in which the subject lounges in an apparently simple yet impossible position due to an unrealistic anatomy.
adj.
When a person or object performs a seemingly unachievable contortion or is in an otherwise complex physical position.
Refers to the painting "Grande Odalisque" by Ingres, in which the subject lounges in an apparently simple yet impossible position due to an unrealistic anatomy.
"How are you sitting like that?"
"Like what?"
"Like THAT. Your elbow's over there and your head is faced over here and... well, I didn't even know legs could turn that way."
"Oh. Years of yoga can get you pretty Odalisquesque."
"Like what?"
"Like THAT. Your elbow's over there and your head is faced over here and... well, I didn't even know legs could turn that way."
"Oh. Years of yoga can get you pretty Odalisquesque."
by J.A.D.I. September 9, 2009
Get the Odalisquesque mug.The basic fact that Odin is a fucking bad ass and you totally want him to be your God. The dude has one eye, was impailed by his spear for 9 days, and he has fucking ravens as pets...seriously? How much more bad ass can you get? The religion is based off the sole fact of screaming loudly and epically into the sky (while shaking your fists) to Odin for whatever you want. (Usually weather realated.)
Example of Odinism at work:
Greg: "Dude, Odin isn't real."
Jordan: "Oh yeah? (While shaking fists to sky) ODIN BRING FORTH A RAIN STORM!"
*later that day at a football game*
Greg: "Holy shit it's fucking raining like crazy!"
Jordan: "Damn straight."
Greg: "Dude, Odin isn't real."
Jordan: "Oh yeah? (While shaking fists to sky) ODIN BRING FORTH A RAIN STORM!"
*later that day at a football game*
Greg: "Holy shit it's fucking raining like crazy!"
Jordan: "Damn straight."
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odalis is badddd!!!!
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masturbation, coitus interruptus, self-gratification.
masturbation, coitus interruptus, self-gratification.
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