oberyned

Pronounced: ob-er-in-d

The act of completely throwing away an advantage (whether it be in sports, games or life in general) where the end result is a complete and utter lost or failure.

Origins: comes from the TV show "Game of Thrones" where Oberyn Martell was winning a trial by combat and ended up losing the battle (and his life) due to his pride and him doing a monologue. His opponent was stabbed through the abdominal and was completely helpless on the ground. Yet, he still managed to lose.

My team was winning the championship game, but we oberyned it and lost.

I oberyned my chances with that girl I was seeing.

He oberyned the fight, and now it haunts him forever.

by nemotheemo June 3, 2014

selfie-obsessed

A person who is so self-obsessed that they post copious amounts of selfies on their social media with no purpose other than to say "look at me!" They do this in hopes of getting 'likes' and comments telling them they're good looking as that's their way of validating their looks and sense of self(ie)-worth. This narcissism is actually a common practice of someone with low self esteem that tries to overcompensate for their insecurities by posting filtered pictures of themselves hoping to get compliments to feed their ego...as if we don't know that for every one selfie posted there are 10 others deleted.

"I had to un-follow Cassie on instagram because she posts a selfie every five minutes like "look at me on my way to the gym," "now here I am getting my hair done," like I care!"

"If you think that's bad look at Kim Kardashian's - now she is selfie-obsessed, on instagram and real life!"

by The Cason-Point April 14, 2014

Aaron Warner obsession

When you are absolutely head over heals for the amazing human being that is Aaron Warner

“Wow, you have such an Aaron Warner Obsession, you talk about him all the time”

by pęÿtøñ June 16, 2021

Assassin's Creed Obsession

A person with an Assassin's Creed obsession can be seen from a mile away. This person tends to wear hoodies, look mysterious and randomly insert qoutes into conversations, such as: "Nothing is true, everything is permitted". Having this type of obsession will cause laughter, tears, pain and joy. When your whole life revolves around this game, everything will seem unimportant in comparison. The female obsessed will often cry themselves to sleep as they realise they can never be with Altair, Ezio, Connor or Desmond. The male obsessed will cry themselves to sleep knowing that they can never be as badass as the characters mentioned earlier. When a player reaches the end of these games, they will be left in tears, shock or just sit there dumbfounded for a few days. Sometimes they'll even re-evaluate their entire existence. These games let many escape from their own boring and miserable lives and let them live in the world of Desmond Miles and his awesome ancestors. If you did not understand anything in this defintion, unfortunately you are not obsessed and it is advised you play these games immediately as you are not living a badassery life.

Friend: Hey dude, what's up? Why are you crying?
Me: Assassin's creed revelations ended and my life is over. I have such an Assassin's Creed Obsession.

Mother: Darling? Are you okay? Is it a boy?
Me: Yes, Ezio loves Sophia and Cristina and practically everyone else, but not ME! My life is over.

Boyfriend: Hey baby, you wanna come over and have some fun?

Me: No sorry, I'm jamming assassins creed. Besides, Desmond is fucking sexy so I can just pretend to have fun with him instead.

Friend: Holy shit bro did you get Assassin's creed 3 yet, It's AMAZEBALLZ!!
Friend 2: You shit, my life is over because I didn't pre-order it. Tell me what happend!! No wait, don't. No tell me. No DON'T. NO SPOILERS. AHHH MY LIFE IS CONFLICTED WITH THE LOVE FOR THE CREED.

by Jade606 November 19, 2012

Vishal Oberoi

Vishal Oberoi

Vishal Oberoi (विशाल ओबेरॉय) (born: Vishal Raj (विशाल राज) 23 September 1993, is an Indian Actor working in the Indian Film Industry (Bollywood)

Vishal Oberoi Career

*Movies

1) Dreams on Fire (Directed by Vikram Anand (2011)
2) Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai (The Movie (2011)

*Live Shows

1) Love You Mr. Yamraj (2011)
2) Ek Aur Dronacharya (2012)
3) Yugant Shrap (2013)

by VO official February 8, 2013

Ober

The perfect guy. He is funny, sweet, talented, crazy hot and has a big dick. When he acts like himself he’s silly and adorable. He is an amazing boyfriend and great kisser.

That guy is so hot and funny, he must a ober

by Robert pelayo May 31, 2020

observation period

The period of time when you’re casually fucking a guy you used to date, and you’re assessing whether or not he has the emotional capacity to potentially be in a relationship with again, and if you even want to try to be anything other than friends who have great sex rock out and celebrate life a couple times a month. Also, it’s so much fucking fun and you don’t want that to stop or change so it’s an excellent way to maximize the fun, to stretch out the observation period. This amount of time is unspecified. Most likely lasts as long as it takes for one of the parties involved to freak out.

Michael, I didn’t say I wanted you to be my boyfriend?! This is still the observation period, I’m observing you, and you are observing me too, really.

by Shifty McGillycuddy November 13, 2022