Objecture

Combining, objection and conjecture.
Objecture - proverb
is objecting a conclusion or proposition based on incomplete information.

Hank: We are wasting valuable legal resources!
Dale: Objection Conjecture, Objecture.
Hank: That's not a word!

by ImTheRealK October 11, 2019

Objectualize

turn someone into an idol. a combination of objectify and sexualize.

dont objectualize jerome... he is a person too!

by ilikeleah March 8, 2011

ficto-objectumsexual

You are attracted to non-existent inanimate objects

person 1: yo, I don't know why but that lightsaber pic is kinda hot chief.

person 2: You might be ficto-objectumsexual.

person 1: neat

by DuzFF July 6, 2021

objectual sexual

To be attracted to in animate objects.

I found a tennis ball on the streets and eventually married it, so that makes me an objectual sexual.

by This be rdog at ppcm December 20, 2015