Objective Finance

Objective finance is the concept that financial quality, or financial capacity/growth, that when Objectively measured, results in a measurable standard for living that can be extrapolated buy using math and other such procedures. Imagine if GDP wasn't tied to the economic output, but the economy itself, and was used to measure social and societal standards, thats Objective Finance.

"Aiden's life was amazing, because of his high-level Objective Finance"

by Obviouslyperson February 4, 2021

Object Show

An American invention of a internet content (usually web series) featuring anthropomorphic objects, usually competing for something. There's also non-competition object shows.

Notable examples are Battle for Dream Island by Cary and Michael Huang, and Inanimate Insanity by Adam Katz.

"Object Shows are what represent us of all object beings." - Lightbulb from Inanimate Insanity

by Ryan900USAYT March 28, 2022

objectsona

A term used to refer to an OSC animator/artist's character, one that represents themself. An objectsona may be an object that the animator/artist associates themself with, or maybe even one they hold dear to them.
Basically the same as a fursona but with an object character.

"This is Ice Cream! They're my objectsona!"
"Cool! My objectsona is Keychain!"
"Let's make them best friends! Just like us :3"

by cryptidcrackshack May 29, 2020

Objection, hearsay

The only thing Benjamin Rottenborn knows how to say

Rottenborn: "Did you, or did you not, drink a mega pint of wine on the night that you allegedly hit Ms. Heard?"

Johnny Depp: "Well, I-"

Rottenborn: "Objection, hearsay.

by Undefined Object May 4, 2022

Sex Object

According to Jonah Marais himself he is quite the sex object. An object that says "I love you baby girl" and seductively bites his lip.

You "Oh my god you know that sex object?"

Me: "Jonah!? Duh! What kind of question was that?"

by soybeanmilk August 26, 2017

Objectophile

A person who is sexually attracted to certain objects. Which objects they find appealing varies from person to person. The word objectophile comes from the word "objectophilia", which is the name of the fetish. Some have even been known to marry objects, such as the Berlin Wall or the ocean.

That girl who married the ocean is a real objectophile.

Objectophile: that tree is so sexy

by CromBomb June 29, 2016

objects i have shoved up my arse

a beautiful video by bruno powroznik stating several physical materials that he has put up his anus.

"have you seen 'objects i have shoved up my arse'? my favourite object was toothbrush handle <3"

by dammaisitthatserious January 17, 2020