Bucket O' Betes

(BUH-kit oh BEE-tees)
A large portion of anything, usually a medley of foods with large amounts of saturated and trans fats. These foods are usually eaten by people with BMI's over 90. Bucket O' Betes is a good, safe alternative to hanging yourself.

I went to Panda the other day, and got a Bucket O' Betes with extra soy sauce and a Dr. Pepper.

by Nicholas Mokover February 17, 2008

obetus

An obese fetus

I can't believe my pet walrus is going to be having an obetus tomorrow.

by ImNotGayYouAre May 6, 2017

obesespree

Verb- going to the store buying all delicous junk food to only feel shame later, because you ate within 5 hours

Man, me and Jesse had a huge obesespree,I could feel the pounds adding on.

by reallhugecatnips June 20, 2014

obesespree

Verb- going to the store buying all delicous junk food to only feel shame later, because you ate within 5 hours

Man, me and Jesse had a huge obesespree,I could feel the pounds adding on.

by reallhugecatnips June 20, 2014

Obesessed

the addiction to fat people

Man you need to stop it with the Friday night porking, your becoming Obesessed.

by Savagekid June 14, 2011

obeties

The combination of obesity and diabetes. The greatest percentage of fat achievable by mankind, this form of human is at least 97.5% pure lard.

See also, obetic.

That guys' stomach droops passed his knees. He must have obeties.

by DavinP August 2, 2010

obete

Obese + Petite. To be short with tiny feet and or limbs but also morbidly Obese.

Think of a short T-Rex with tiny feet but a huge over hanging stomach.

Think of a fat woman with lady like petite feet or small hands. A short torso.

Me: Did you see Chrissy Metz go by with her teeny tiny feet?

You: Yeah I wouldn't have known she went by with her quiet tiny feet walk!

Me: Yeah good things she's obese so we can visually know when she's going by! She's definitely obete!

by Steff-the-chef January 28, 2019