obesient

complying with or submissive to obesity; obedient to one's over-consumption of food

En route to work, the man attempted to drive past McDonald's. Sadly, he was too obesient to the ways of fatness, and pulled into the drive-thru.

by Guinnesaurus Rex October 16, 2010

Oopsident

Slang, combination of oops and accident.

She had an oopsident with her breasts popping out of her low cut neckline shirt.
It was an oopsident, I swear!

by BallsOutBetty April 7, 2009

Slim Jim obedient

The state of being of an average dog when you have a Slim Jim snack you are about to give them. A state of undivided attention.

Apollo was so Slim Jim obedient that he could perform any demand you asked him to do.

by Laguna Pete September 10, 2006

Obedient Baker

When someone replies they'll do something in a sarcastic manner

Matt - Go fuck yourself
Sam - Okay I will
Matt - You 'obedient baker'

by daaaleisdav December 18, 2011

Obvidently

Combining obvious and evidently meaning; clear, easily understood, stating a fact .

Hello, knowing Joe, his car is obvidently red and small.

by Ricky Bobby 05 May 29, 2018

Oopsident

A subconsciously intentional act that has the appearance of being merely an accident; usually fueled by spite, revenge, or deviousness

Upon finding his broken phone lying on the floor, his girlfriend looked at him and said, "I'm sorry, it was an oopsident."

by 1 Antinome June 18, 2019

obvidently

only the evident and fucking obvious!

Obvidently I didn’t know she was a Karen. Or I wouldn’t have asked for her opinion.

by Urbanly Correct September 10, 2020