Ozzie

Fat gluttonous retard. Used as a verb, it means you really messed something up in an irreversible way.

A: I just pooped my pants
B: You mean you just Ozzied your pants

by Ozzie fatass stoner June 10, 2011

Ozzie

A knock off Jesus who will bend yo Pokemon cards after you beat him in COD ghosts. He thinks Fred's voice is hot and laughs at the word willy he will do anything if you give him a dong massage he only like one thing, his dog Pablo who strangled his hamster gary

God Ozzie why do you always throw a wrench at my new TV

by Ozzie hater 024420 July 31, 2018

ozzie

le boi dat like da bbig oofs \_(^&^)_/

u n ozzie?

by Biome of Rec Room March 26, 2019

Ozzie

Someone with a shittier haircut than will's GTA 5 haircut and thinks your mom jokes are funny.

random bystander:"LMAO look at that ozzie over there! what a retard"
Coen:"Almost as bad as YOUR MOM'S!"
Ozzie:"LMAO, HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHHAH, GOOOD ONE!"

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by NIGGA CHEESE GANG May 31, 2020

Ozzie

a literal friggin monkey who climbs trees, and structures without an ounce of struggle. also happens to be an awesome friend.

"whats that up on the massive building?"
"It's Ozzie!"

by theghostofalex February 15, 2022

ozzie

An ozzie is a person of australian desent. A typical Ozzie is a person who still thinks adidas ´button up´ pants are cool, they cannot dance and use beer in place of water.They complain of wogs being on welfare when the majority of people on welfare/centrelink are indeed ozzies. If you are an ozzie reading this, well done for completing your highschool education...ozzies put down wogs but then take on the typical wog appearence and attitude. Ozzies ancestors were convicts and not much has changed within their intellect or personality. Ozzies are known for their terrible haircuts, putrid body odour and alcoholic parents. They also constantly wear the same singlets,thongs and claim to be true australians, when infact australia belongs to the aboriginies. So next time you see a skinny pimply faced broadmeadows red neck ozzie...take a moment and pity these helpless retards...also...throw 20 cents to them so they can be happy and run to the nearest milk-bar to buy a single ciggarette, usually a ´horizon´ or ´holiday´. Ozzies also love to get bashed by lebos.

´helen, that cow is a ozzie and a half!´

´Must be thursday welfare/centrelink payday...see all the ozzies linning up at the atm and phone boxes?´

´oh my god ! is that person having an epileptic fit?....nah its just an ozzie trying to dance´

by rawTruth December 12, 2008

Ozzie

It's Aussie not Ozzie.

I'm not "Ozzie," I'm Aussie, fat cunt.

by Cosmonaut_Kitten April 22, 2018