oscars minions

Oscars minions are people who eat skyline, wear wife beaters, hate minorities, drink beer, and degrade women.

Oscars minions are so nelk.

by Oscars minions February 20, 2022

The Oscars

A malignant cringefest where once a year some of the worlds biggest egos congregate for the express purpose of engaging in a mass circlejerk. A night where Hollywood’s liberal elite deign to speak to the proletariat masses about social justice and wokeness, while somehow managing to ignore the fact that they work in one on the most morally bankrupt industries in the country. Watching a puppy get eaten would be a worthier way to spend your evening.

John: Hey, the Oscars are on. Wanna tune in? Jane: Nah, lets watch the Home Shopping Network instead.

by vfuzz March 9, 2019

the Oscars

An awesome awards show with people in gorgeous dresses (other than Miley Cyrus) That is being hosted by JAMES FRANCO and ANNE HATHAWAY. James Franco being one of the most gorgeouss and best actors ever to grace the Oscar stage.

Guy 1- Yo, dude. You watching the Oscars tonight?
Girl- What the hell! Of course I am. I'm finishing my project early to watch the hot James Franco speak. Ahh....
Guy 2- OMG I am so watching that. Dude are you?
Guy 1- What? No. That's for homos.
Guy 2- WTF? (Punches Guy 1 in face).

by I love James Franco forever March 14, 2011

10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 OSCARS

Shabnam’s new world record in 9 trillion years time.

Shabnam has over 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 OSCARS!
Wow, she definitely broke the world record for the most oscars.

by thecharacterwannie September 4, 2022

Oscar Munozed

To be publicly vilified by the CEO of a major global airline whose actions led you, as a paying passenger, to be physically assaulted by police; then to be insulted in the media by same CEO and corporation that you are deserved the beating; and then to further victimize you and your family again by destroying your reputation.

Oscar Munoz is the CEO of United Airlines.

"Dr. David Dao got Oscar Munozed by United Airlines when their CEO destroyed his character and reputations in only 24 hours after getting beat-up on a United Airlines flight. The CEO issued statement characterizing Dr. Dao's horrific beating as a paying passenger just being reaccommodated} one day; then insulted and blamed Dr. Dao as "disruptive and belligerent" the next morning; then put out Dr. Dao's past by lunchtime so that the media could write bad stories about Dr. Dao destroying his reputation by the evening news: followed by the CEO's fake apology by 3 pm. Dr. Dao got Oscar Munozed".

by BBEmpress April 12, 2017

oscar isaac

a beautiful Guatemalan actor that is currently blessing America and deserves more attention.

person: who is that actor who plays Poe in Star Wars?

me: oscar isaac and he deserves more attention

by tisty toasty May 15, 2016

Oscarbait

A film created for the purpose of winning academy awards. These films usually include musical numbers, biographies,
period dramas, inspirational stories, pretty actors putting on makeup to look ugly, an actor using an accent that is foreign to them, playing someone who is mentally challenged or a homosexual and the casting of Cate Blanchette.

Sean: Did you see that new movie where Nancy Regan helps teach Dingos how to read in 1950's Mississippi all while falling in love with the blind singer who is trying to get a lead role on Broadway?

Jim: The new Cate Blanchette Movie? Nah looked like total Oscarbait. Why would there be a movie with Dingos and Nancy Regan

by writerhaha March 4, 2011