A rule that simply states that if the opportunity to consensually fornicate with a woman of utmost clout (e.g., Oprah) comes along, it is your civic duty to do so.

Nate: Dude…Janet Reno…Would ya?

Corey: Well, I guess I kinda have to since she’s technically Rule of Oprah.

Rule of Oprah by MasturNater December 17, 2021

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ooahhing

the act performed by students when they think a teacher is physically attractive ;)

"The students in my class were ooahhing today."

ooahhing by pseudonym#101 July 18, 2021

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Oprah Syndrome

When a fat, ugly woman with a lot of money still looks like Oprah Winfrey. It doesn't matter how many face lifts or fancy clothes or jewelery she wears, she still looks like the maid or the cook.

That woman suffers from the Oprah Syndrome, she has a lot of money but she still looks like the fat smelly maid.

Oprah Syndrome by Mikey Boyer July 3, 2011

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oprah show withdrawal

To be on an emotional roller coaster, similar to Oprah's dieting history, because you can not cope with The Oprah show going off the air.

Suburban Sally: 'What the Hell is your problem John? You left the jelly on the damn kitchen counter! Put it away!'

John: 'Wow...really? It's never bothered you before? Why now?....OH! Now i get it! Let me guess...Oprah Show Withdrawal?'

Suburban Sally: 'Yeah honey. I'm sorry for lashing out at you. I feel like i just got paroled after 25 years, trying to now integrate myself back into society between 4-5pm daily.'

John: 'I'll will help you cope honey. We will get through this together'.

oprah show withdrawal by C-dogg1972 June 9, 2011

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