On The Job Ninjury

When you are at your place of employment and are assaulted by a hoarde of (or a) ninja(s) this is referred to as an On The Job Ninjury.

Doug: "Where's Fred today? I didn't see him in his newly bloodstained cubicle!"
Ernest: "That bastard was attacked by ninja's yesterday, hence the blood stains."
Doug: "being a victim of an On The Job Ninjury is awful. this has been a Public Service Announcement..."

by Deadweight01 January 12, 2008

blarted on the job

When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise

"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"

by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015

retired-on-the-job

Employees who just manage to show up, do the bare minimum, take long lunch breaks, disappear for hours, offer little or no ideas and are the first ones out the door.

Joe just comes in to monitor emails and read the internet. Man he is retired-on-the-job.

by Super Dave77 September 19, 2013

The First Cock On The Job

When a guy pops a chicks cherry, therefore being the first cock ever to enter her vagina

Joe: Wow she is so hott!
Devon: Yepp, i was the first cock on that job.
Joe: NICE

by Devon October 12, 2004

Minesweeping On The Job

When you're bored as fuck on the job and the only thing that keeps you busy is a game of Minesweeper.

Boss: Juan what are you doing on the computer?
Juan: I'm playing Minesweeper sir.
Boss: ARE YOU PLAYING GAMES WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS BUSY WITH WORK TO DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Andrew: Relax, Juan is busy as well, he's helping us by Minesweeping.
Boss: Minesweeping On The Job, eh?? Good job Juan, atta boy!!!!!!

by Isuckatgolf98 July 20, 2017

caught on the job

when one is thrashing away like a mad monkey.... (furiously masturbating) and not being in a state of awareness to anything going on around you. Which can leave you open to been caught on the job by a family member, friend, lover, unsuspecting civilian etc..

awwww man i was thrashin well bad the other day when i was caught on the job by some random person walking by.

by howler monkey September 23, 2005

corn-on-the-cob job

1) to engage in anal sex with another as the performer (not the recipient); or 2) to assault another person anally with an ear of corn.

We got drunk, and I would up giving Marilyn a corn-on-the-cob job.

by markiel January 18, 2003