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Older brother

The prentensious prick of the family and just makes you look bad by saying he’s stronger and smarter which is only because of puberty and when they were born. Also plays only fortnite on anything gaming systems they own
by BLINGxCR-the-pro-genji May 31, 2018
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Older sister

Person set in charge of you and really is a bitch
That's my older sister. I fucking hate that bitch
by Nee-chan August 29, 2018
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older woman

A woman over the age of 40.
older woman,grandma, aunt, uncle, great grandparents
by holailikecheesedoyou October 20, 2009
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Older than the Internet

Any internet meme or phenomenon which was both popular enough and has been around long enough that a random sampling of the Internet population would likely produce a majority of individuals who have already heard about it and moved on. Even though the subject of the meme may indeed be older than the inception of the World Wide Web, the phrase always refers to the meme itself.

The word "older" thus implies the use of hyperbole, because an Internet meme obviously cannot be older than its own medium of proliferation.

The phrase is most often invoked when said meme is regurgitated by n00bs who are taking their first wild drive on the "Information Superhighway"; or by idiots who refuse to admit that the meme is just no longer amusing.

Variations include: "As old as the Internet" or playfully misspelled: "Older than teh Interwebs"
Guy #1: "all your base are belong to us!"
Guy #2: "LOL! We get signal!"
Guy #3: "Main screen turn on!"
Guy #4: "I hope you lame-asses realize that AYB is older than the internet. GTFO."

n00b: "... and if you open it up, you get thirty-two double-A sized batteries! Check out this video if you don't believe me."
dude: "Don't tell me you actually believe that crap. That hoax is older than teh Interwebs."

PHB: "Can you change the email link here to one of those 3D spinning e's? 3D is the future, you know."
Underling: "Sir, 3D may be the future, but the spinning e animated GIF is as old as the Internet."
by GreyWyvern January 11, 2010
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older man

In dating terms, this refers to a man old enough to be a woman's father.
Usually a man more than 15 years older than a woman is considered to be an older man.
Also closely related to the definition of a sugar daddy. A sugar daddy is an older man but an older man need not be a sugar daddy.
Actress Catherine Zeta Jones husband Michael Douglas is an older man.

Sonia told me that she would love to marry a rich older man.
by hottie27 October 9, 2008
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Older men

Dating is difficult. Let’s face it. Finding someone who is compatible, has some emotional maturity and who can be a life partner you can count on is a struggle. Some of us are old souls and mesh well with those who are a little bit older and wiser. And this puts you right in the bucket to consider dating an older man. There can be an allure that comes with dating someone older. But, there is a bunch of other stuff to consider too.
Dating an older man who is more mature and who has a high level of self-awareness of who they are as a person can shift your world in some pretty unique ways. It’s not that an older man is necessarily better. It’s just that being with an older man can equate to teaching you about real-life experiences because they have usually been there done that, offer you unique perspectives on what may appear to be obstacles in your life, and they are living proof of these experiences. And this can feel very different versus dating someone your own age or younger.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 25, 2019
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Older Sister

Will make it seem like she is so smart because she knows algebra but no police man will say “ you are under arrest unless You know what x is ”
Lil marco: do have a older sister?
Fam squad:no I have a reason to like siblings
by Lil fam September 17, 2018
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