Old Hag 

A man named Shawn who tends to forget nearly everything, claims that if you throw a plastic Pepsi bottle at someone's face it won't hurt cause it's 'just plastic'.

Him: It's just plastic.
Me: Go take a long walk off a short pier you old hag!

Old Hag by OldHagHater July 29, 2016

old hag syndrome 

When a feeling comes over that's like something or someone extremely heavy is sitting on your chest and you look around to see a apparition in the corner of your room. this is a form of possession... therefore.. called ' old hag syndrome '

" dude, last night I woke up and I couldn't breathe.. all I could see was this figure in the corner of my room! I think it was old hag syndrome! "

old hag syndrome by Sickmindedtroll February 21, 2017

old hag syndrome 

1

one who is old enough to be accepted on a neighbourhood facebook group

2

one who is over the age of 30

i heard that ur mum is old enough to have old hag syndrome

old hag syndrome by kaiandersonsshower April 17, 2021

old hag flag

a person that attracts old men or women often.
aka bean

look at that old hag flag catching more oldies!

old hag flag by jannet m March 1, 2026

Dusty Old Hag 

What you call the previous person your man was boning when he calls you that by accident when you're privately studying books.

I'll be listening to Spotify, that way you can yell out the name of whatever dusty old hag takes you there. "puts on headphones and lets him plow"

Dusty Old Hag by Dupl01nfinitum February 19, 2021

shitty fingered old hag 

a term used to describe the old woman who makes it her duty to spoil peoples fun

just mind your own business you shitty fingered old hag

.....then the shitty fingered old hag went and called the cops,so we had to split

shitty fingered old hag by jamma-dee September 3, 2006

Drowning The Old Hag 

Drowning The Old Hag is a game hybrid of a sexual move and parkour. 17 people (either 11 males & 6 females, or 3 males and 14 females) enter a room completely naked. The room's floor, walls, and ceiling are all spring loaded and are constantly flying armchairs and sofas at high velocity all about the room. The 17 people form a cirle by performing oral sex on one another and their left foot must always be resting on a piece of furniture. The last person to climax is the winner, who then chooses 8 people to stay and help kidnapp the next 9 people to play.

"NEVER play Drowning The Old Hag, Satan is the DM."

Drowning The Old Hag by Getsuyobi February 29, 2008