Acronym used to decribe the feeling of waking up on Monday morning. Sort of how TGIF explains the feeling of how wonderful it is to be Friday. OFIM gives the opposite feeling for Monday
Used on social networking sites: UGH!!! OFIM, I just woke up and realized OFIM, OFIM (oh f**k it's Monday)
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symptoms include strep throat, excessive coughing, weakening of body, vaginal dryness, dehydration and uncontrollable shaking. Loss of needle eye. laryngitis.
You can only contract Olimar syndrome after first fellacio.
Olimar syndrome makes you more susceptible to infertility, dementia, HPV, AIDS, syphilis, depression, Lyme disease, terminal leukaemia, Olimar disease also opens leukaemia to a stage 7. Charles Bonnet syndrome and meningitis. Opens diabetes to a stage 3. Schizophrenia.
If not treated correctly or in time, Olimar syndrome will kill you.
The only known treatment for Olimar syndrome is dick or extreme radiotherapy. Ingesting Hydrochloric Acid (HCl) has also seen to alleviate symptoms
symptoms include strep throat, excessive coughing, weakening of body, vaginal dryness, dehydration and uncontrollable shaking. Loss of needle eye. laryngitis.
You can only contract Olimar syndrome after first fellacio.
Olimar syndrome makes you more susceptible to infertility, dementia, HPV, AIDS, syphilis, depression, Lyme disease, terminal leukaemia, Olimar disease also opens leukaemia to a stage 7. Charles Bonnet syndrome and meningitis. Opens diabetes to a stage 3. Schizophrenia.
If not treated correctly or in time, Olimar syndrome will kill you.
The only known treatment for Olimar syndrome is dick or extreme radiotherapy. Ingesting Hydrochloric Acid (HCl) has also seen to alleviate symptoms
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Aliya & Umar: fuck outta here all you need is dick!
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A beautiful black doctor who is immensely cool!
Often found making jokes or looking and preening in a mirror. Sometimes has a white person side-kick who has glasses and scruffy blonde hair.
Often found making jokes or looking and preening in a mirror. Sometimes has a white person side-kick who has glasses and scruffy blonde hair.
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