Skip to main content

blow your dick off

Experiencing something so splendid that it's beyond mind blowing. Something so amazingly out of this world, it can only be expressed by comparing the subject to having your dick blown....off (in the best way)
Have you tried Karen's tiramisu? It is so good, it'll blow your dick off!
by @thatblondechick December 1, 2014
mugGet the blow your dick off mug.

Beat your dick off

When you punch someone so many times around the genital area that their dick just falls off.
Neil: Hey, you want me to beat your dick off?
Domingo: Looks surprised You want to beat my dick off?
Neil: I'll beat your dick off with both hands, let's go!
by Zanbato October 12, 2016
mugGet the Beat your dick off mug.

Ripping Your Dick Off

"So, let me get this straight. You're telling me, that if you hadn't been able to jack off for two weeks, the first thing you would do immediately when you got home wouldn't be to go straight to the computer and start violently ripping your dick off? I don't believe you."
by NotBillClinton April 10, 2015
mugGet the Ripping Your Dick Off mug.

Get your dick off my counter

When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."
Dude, you need to back up off me! Get your dick off my counter!
by Capn Fantastick April 19, 2018
mugGet the Get your dick off my counter mug.

Rip your dick off

When someone is being an ass and you just want to “rip their dick off
by eric mcleir April 5, 2019
mugGet the Rip your dick off mug.

wipe your dick off

1. term used by the backwoodsmen of Maine, suggesting a peson not think too highly of themselves or be boastfull, and should generally "get over it".

2. an action performed after one removes his penis from a dirty, dirty hole.

3. an action performed after one dribbles urine on his shaft after urinating
1. kenny: i got to go backstage at the last Jeff Tweedy show!
andrew: yeah, yeah, wipe your dick off about it.

2. kenny: something very nasty was waiting for me on the other side of that glory hole.
andrew: wipe your dick off.

3. "looks like your piss got a little carried away -- did you forget to wipe your dick off?"
by sannak June 18, 2006
mugGet the wipe your dick off mug.

Bite your dick off energy

The vibe that a crazy bitch gives off. She’d bite your dick off at anytime but you’d still hook up with her anyways.
That girl over there, major bite your dick off energy.
by sanfymanfy September 14, 2022
mugGet the Bite your dick off energy mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email