Occupational Health and Safety

Is a legislation to protect dumb people from themselves whilst putting others with intelligence though hours and hours of pointless and boring presentations so stupid rules and procedures can be implemented to annoy workers and reduce productivity.

Occupational Health and Safety

When replacing cuter blades ensure equipment is shut down and isolated before removing cover....

by ladam21 March 14, 2011

Occupational Tourette's Syndrome

Occupational Tourette's Syndrome is most often associated with the exclamation of obscene words or socially inappropriate and derogatory remarks initiated by the fact of being at work. There are two known forms of O.T.S., acute and chronic. This is determined by the type of employment and duration.

Tom: Fu**ing BullSh*t!!! Piece of Sh*t! Son of a Bit*h!

Jake: What's the matter Tom?

Tom: Oh nothing. It just seems as soon as I come to work I start to swear. Don't know what it is?

Jake: Sounds like Occupational Tourette's Syndrome to me.

by Caesar_X August 27, 2010

Approaching occupational neurosis

The sense of exponential dread that occurs when one more closely nears one's workplace. If one is driving down a hill to said workplace the effect is sometimes described as Hell like.

(In a carpool on a public service ad) "What's wrong Jake? Your face has gone white."

"Look down there at the bottom of the hill and to the right!"

"OH MY GOD! IT"S THAT PLACE WE WORK!"

(A psychologist enters the ad and states paternally; "This is approaching occupational neurosis. Don't let it happen to you or anyone you care about. Resign or seek professional help immediately!"

by Cirdellin December 30, 2009

occupation

Not just the job you choose, but any activity of daily living one engages in.

Bathing, eating, cooking, and crafts are just a few examples of occupation. When you hear Occupational Therapist, please do not respod with, "so you find jobs for people." They don't!

by Amber January 20, 2004

occupation

v. The process of moving an idealistic group into a previously well-maintained public square or park; also the movement of any unwanted group onto any desirable property or personal space.
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When is this occupation of North America by the Europeans going to end? I have some plans for lower Manhattan island that I'd like to get to.
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Hey! Some random family is occupying our "slacker" table in the food court.

by gnostic1 November 24, 2011

Private occupation

Your unreported side hustle. The secret moonlighting you participate in.

My private occupation is working as a blackberry picker on the Top-secret "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation."

by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021

Occupational Therapy

often abbreviated OT, is the use of treatments to develop, recover, or maintain the daily living and work skills of patients with a physical, mental or developmental condition.Occupational therapy is a client-centered practice that places a premium on the progress towards the client’s goals. Occupational therapy interventions focus on adapting the environment, modifying the task, teaching the skill, and educating the client/family in order to increase participation in and performance of daily activities, particularly those that are meaningful to the client.

My child has been diagnosed with Autism so i enrolled him to an occupational therapy class

by OTchick June 22, 2013