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octopussy

8 extremely desperate women having extreme intimacy with a single cock. Being able to finesse 8 girls from behind on a single bed. Mostly a college thing unless your a high school starting QB. All around great time
“ Bruh I’m finna get some octopussy tonight after the game “ - Studs
by the beezo May 6, 2018
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How did that chick crank out eight more kids?

Fertility drugs and because she has an octopussy.
by Lt. Dingo April 14, 2009
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Jack Octigan aka a ginormous faggot
the octopussy down the road sat in the corner while kids threw shit at him
by NOOB@)210 November 26, 2010
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Bob: Dude, you see Octopussy?
Steve: Yeah, at the freak show last week!
Bob: What?
by TexasSandman13 February 28, 2009
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veronika paar.... a girl with a stickyyy grosss vaginaa. gets fingered by weird kids.
guy 1- dude i fingered veronika in the library yesterday
guy 2- dudee i heard she had a serious octopussy
guy 1- yeah man it felt like squishy tentacles were eating my hand
guy 2- thats just not right, man
by thegirlyouateforbreakfast December 30, 2009
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A vagine capable of popping out eight little rugrats. Very rare indeed; the product of a Beverly Hills mad scientist.
Yo, did you hear about that whack doc who created Octopussy? The entire medical community is going to be probing him soon! I hear it will be on Pay-per-view.
by VespaRules February 11, 2009
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An octopus like organism that dwells in the cookies of young transexual women. whenever the subject is seeking stimulation during the night, the octopussy will delve deeper into the cookie dough that it has burrowed in and wrap its 70 tentacles around the walls of the meat sack and start massaging and pulsating causing the subject to experience multiple orgasims and can even distort the mind into creating a dream where the subject in question will begin to fantasize about her grandmother. Once the first rays of dawn begin to show, the Octopussy will crawl out of its habitat and absorb all of the subject's liquids out of her bedsheets. This mutualistic relationship is the result of hormonic, slutty whores.
Woah.... what happened last night, my insides are buzzing and I feel.... wet? I feel dirty, guess I'll have to cancel happy hour for a shower. *man bursts in*
TWAS THE OCTOPUSSY
by Anne of Gables September 4, 2010
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