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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
by Semmelweis December 16, 2018
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Y.A.O.D.B.

Congresswoman Carolyn McCarthy: "If guns weren't in stores, no one would buy them".

Person with a brain: "Y.A.O.D.B.! When has crystal meth been sold in stores???"
by lawful gun owner June 25, 2017
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B.A.D.O.A.K.

BADOAK is a balloon rights society that works to prevent balloon abuse in all its many forms. BADOAK stands for "Balloons (And comrades of balloons) Against All Kinds of Discrimination." It was created by Seershe Boo Rentals and Rarry in 2017, and continues to stay active today, doing vital work for balloons in need. While BADOAK doesn't get much media attention, it has appeared in a New York Times op-ed titled: "Balloons Rights: Say What?"
Person 1: "Hey, do you know what B.A.D.O.A.K. is?"
Person 2: "Its this really cool organisation that I pledged my allegiance to and--"
Person 1: "Woah, woah, woah... the only thing I pledge my allegiance to is The Lord!"
Person 2: "Why am I friends with you again?"
by SeersheBooRentals October 4, 2018
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L.O.M.B.A.R.D.

Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead.
A person with no positive attributes except wealth.
Oh yes... Kingston-Smythe. Now he's LOMBARD material!
by Guy July 30, 2003
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R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.
Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B
by xCascade October 21, 2010
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D.A.B. O.N. E.M.

Dont ever succumb to the dabberz

D- destroy
A-All
B-Blacks

O-Opress
N-Non-whites

E-Eliminate
M-Minorities

white supremacists such as jake paul dab on em if you do dab on em contact DabberzAnonymous.net
hey dont forget to D.A.B. O.N. E.M.
by Pygmalion IVX August 12, 2017
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B.F.F.L.A.E.U.B.O.U.D.S.U.A.E

Best Friends For Life And Eternity Until Both Of Us Die Shrivel Up And Explode.
Myah and I are B.F.F.L.A.E.U.B.O.U.D.S.U.A.E!!!!
by Tacobort123 October 3, 2011
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