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O.J. Simpson

An all American football hero who was lucky enough to get away with killing his wife and her friend.
Everyone knows he's guilty (especially white people) but black people like to pretend that he isn't.
"We the jury find the defendant, O.J. Simpson, not guilty of the crime of murder."
by Nevz July 21, 2009
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O.J. Simpson

Similar to the Danny Glover. It's when you jam your fist up someone's ass (male or female), remove it, all covered in blood and shit (resembling a bloody glove), and proceed to choke the person until rendering them unconcious.
After I gave that chick an "O.J. Simpson" she didn't shit right for a week.
by kyspsm October 6, 2006
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O. J. Simpson

Seeguilty.”
O. J. Simpson is the textbook example of being guilty.
by BuffaloBillsFan2005 July 9, 2022
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O.J. Simpsoned

Did you here about that knife fight down the street? Yea that gang member really got O.J. Simpsoned. He must have been O.J. Simpsoned at least 5 times but he'll be alright.
by JoeyJoejo November 15, 2009
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OJ Simpson's password

Password used by OJ Simpson to get on his computer
by Outkast with a K November 22, 2004
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OJ Simpson

Nigga that got away.
by KML09 December 28, 2008
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The OJ Simpson

A sexual act that takes place, where a male with a black glove fingers an underaged girl during her period. When the bloody glove is used as evidence in court, the defendant pleads innocent and pretends the glove doesn't fit him.
Aw shit, so that girl WASN'T 18? I might have to pull the OJ Simpson on my court date.
by Chuck D and Swan October 31, 2009
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