Nurse Kitty

My cat’s name because she helps me and works her healing magic by selflessly working on the frontline at my house.

I don’t know how I would ever cope without Nurse Kitty.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

Nurse drop

Nurses feel the need to let people know they are nurses. Similar to name-dropping, a nurse-drop is when a nurse tells you that they are a nurse very randomly in a conversation without the subject matter even being relevant to the topic.

Nurse drop:

Person A: Hey have you eaten at that new restaurant? It's really good...
Nurse: Yeah I've been, it's pretty good. I'm a nurse so I have a distinguishing palate.

by Phiir November 12, 2011

nurse-tang

The expressed sexuality of nurses.

I am gonna get some nurse-tang when I get back in town!

by I, Wreckerrr December 19, 2020

Nurse Ass

The ass that a nurse gets from sitting in a chair for 12 hours and wearing loose fitting scrubs with elastic waistbands that fail to indicate you are slowly gaining weight. The key features are the side to side swaying and inner thigh swishing that occurs as they walk down the hall.

Guy #1: Hey man, check out that ass over there! Just how I like it.

Guy #2: She's got quite the nurse ass.

by TFB Nurse2 October 1, 2012

Filipina nurse

She's the one thing--and in fact, the only thing--that makes your hospital stay tolerable.

Duke: When I was in the hospital for three days after my surgery, I had this really cute Filipina nurse named Carmelita. Man, she is one fine pinay!

Luke: I'm jealous, dude. Last time I was in, all I had were a bunch of grouchy, ugly-ass Nurse Ratched types.

by whimzzical June 19, 2010

tedium ad nauseam

Tedium ad nauseam is the deathly boring combination of tedium (Latin for boredom) and ad nauseam (another Latin term used when something has been covered, explained, or talked about to the point of nausea ).

Cub reporter Gwyneth experienced a severe case of tedium ad nauseam when she was assigned by her newspaper to cover the speeches of Senator Harley "Windbag" Bottomsworth.

by beansforbreakfast July 20, 2019

Nurse Ratched

The antagonist in the 1962 Ken Kesey novel "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" and in the 1975 movie of the same title. The overbearing, cruel, perfectionist nurse (ranked number 5 in AFI's list of Greatest Movie Villains) rules the asylum in the story with an iron fist.

The name "Nurse Ratched" can be applied as an insult to a person (usually a woman) of similar characteristics.

"No TV for the rest of the week and I'm coming up there to unplug the Playstation once your father gets home. You'll get worse until I see an A on your next report card" Mom said.

"Why don't you just cut my heart out, Nurse Ratched!" Timmy cried.

by Inspector Javert January 10, 2006