nut-roll

An extremely painful event, akin to having your testicles overrun by a steamroller.

1. Senate confirmation hearings are a real nut-roll for the nominees.
2. That final exam was a nut-roll!

by KV Peifer October 21, 2005

Salted nut roll

The act of ejaculating on a woman's stomach. Immediately after, you rub your testicles in it and proceed to place them in her mouth.

I gave my lady the ol' salted nut roll last night.

by Smaack1001 August 8, 2009

nut roll

The process of having one's testicles (nuts) roll under your choda into your ass-crack whilst sitting down

When Justin was sitting he shifted foward to reach for his drink and got some serious nut roll.
(You'd have to be a guy to understand)

by Bob DerRanges October 8, 2007

salted nut roll

A male genitalia that tastes salty because of perspiration mainly due to exercise and lack of hygiene.

Mike: This chick gave me a bj
Aj: Didn't you just go to the rec?
Mike: Yeah
Aj: Wait, did you shower after?
Mike: No...?
Aj: HAHAHA you had a salted nut roll!

by MJBAJG January 25, 2013

nut roll

A pretense at stupidity or unawareness.

Wally your such a F-ing nut roll u never kno what the hell is going on.

by Farf & Moose July 7, 2006

Salted Nut Roll

After a long day of work, keep in mind it's 90 degrees outside, and you shit in the blue house at work. You are rushed so you only have time for a "one timer." You go home from work with some major "swamp ass" happenin and your old lady is feelin frisky! You drop trow and she wants to lick your anus! Nuff said!

Holy shit randy, it was hot yesterday! I went home and my woman was begging for a salted nut roll!

by Sweaty Crack! July 3, 2009

Nut roll over

A karate move when you cant find the nut you just busted

I had to pull a nut roll over last night

by The roll over June 20, 2017