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an idiotic man who blames all of his and everyone's problems on the government and the University of Texas.
SoTexSooner was a real nutjob when he predicted that Oklahoma would beat Texas last year and then blamed it on the officiating when OU lost
nutjob by hookem May 3, 2010
Slang for a sexual term, which is when one's balls explode or have an intense pain after sex.
Dude, I'm having a nutjob right now and it hurts so bad!
Nutjob by ChrisD.IsAmazing June 2, 2013
an idiotic man who blames all of his and everyone's problems on the government and the University of Texas.
SoTexSooner was a real nutjob when he predicted that Oklahoma would beat Texas last year and then blamed it on the officiating when OU lost
nutjob by hookem May 3, 2010
A nut job is something that you do when your dick is so small you can't jack off so you have to give yourself a nutjob.
Im so cold my dick was inside me so I had to give myself a nutjob.
Nutjob by Hillery-Dick Wilford December 16, 2016
When that dirty slut puts her lips on your testicles!
I want a nutjob from a crusty old chinese woman.
nutjob by nut job scrotum face November 30, 2002
Sexual act; the performing of fellatio specifically upon the man's testicles.
"I still think Niall gives the best nutjobs"
Nutjob by awkgrhakjwrn November 7, 2016