nutjob

When one places his/her mouth on another's balls and draws upon them succulently.

My dad promised me a goodnight nutjob on my birthday.

by PMmeurNutJobs November 11, 2015

nutjob

sticking your balls in a woman's pussy.

Megan said she'd go all the way with me, so i tried a nutjob with her.

by the poster of this word November 13, 2009

nutjob

an idiotic man who blames all of his and everyone's problems on the government and the University of Texas.

SoTexSooner was a real nutjob when he predicted that Oklahoma would beat Texas last year and then blamed it on the officiating when OU lost

by hookem May 3, 2010

Nutjob

Slang for a sexual term, which is when one's balls explode or have an intense pain after sex.

Dude, I'm having a nutjob right now and it hurts so bad!

by ChrisD.IsAmazing June 2, 2013

nutjob

an idiotic man who blames all of his and everyone's problems on the government and the University of Texas.

SoTexSooner was a real nutjob when he predicted that Oklahoma would beat Texas last year and then blamed it on the officiating when OU lost

by hookem May 3, 2010

Nutjob

A nut job is something that you do when your dick is so small you can't jack off so you have to give yourself a nutjob.

Im so cold my dick was inside me so I had to give myself a nutjob.

by Hillery-Dick Wilford December 16, 2016

nutjob

When that dirty slut puts her lips on your testicles!

I want a nutjob from a crusty old chinese woman.

by nut job scrotum face November 30, 2002