Nutflix 

A movie rentals-by-mail service for squirrels

squirrel#1: Have you rented Over The Hedge yet?
squirrel#2: No, but I'll get it off Nutflix and watch it on nut inside.
squirrel#2: But there's portable nut! You can watch nut outside!

Nutflix by orijimi June 12, 2006

Nutflix 

Gay porn.

Heterosexual friend: "Hey what you doing on the computer?"
Homosexual man: "Oh I was just buying some movies."
Heterosexual friend: "What kind of movies do you like?"
Homosexual man: "Nutflix darling. Nutflix."
Heterosexual friend: "Whatever works for you man!"

Nutflix by Naughtghey January 10, 2010

Nutflix 

When u nut while watching Netflix

Jon: Yo do u see Bob over there
Josh: Yea I think he Nutflixed

Nutflix by anonymous April 25, 2018

nutflix.com

Netflix, but movies to nut to

"Netflix and chill?" No just me, my right hand, and nutflix.com

nutflix.com by bellybuttonasshole69420 May 10, 2018

Nutflix and Chill 

A quiet night at home with a lover for members of the bondage community.

George: "Doing anything tonight?"
Boris: "Not much....just Nutflix and chill with the missus".
George: "Ouch".

Nutflix and Chill by Gordon Fucking Ramsey June 6, 2016

Netflix Jail 

Netflix's irritating business practice where they release TV Anime series they Acquired/Co-Produced Internationally, months after its original run on Japanese TV and Netflix Japan instead of Simulcasting weekly.

Episodes of these shows are released on Netflix outside of Japan, either as a full season after its original run or in parts that are released over the following months.

While this release style is acceptable for Netflix's ONA (Original Net Anime) series, this release style causes fans to pirate these anime series on Illegal anime streaming sites during the show's original run on Japanese TV and Netflix Japan.

Notable Examples of TV Anime that were stuck in Netflix Jail: Carole and Tuesday, Beastars and Little Witch Academia.

Person 1: Hey Man, I can't wait for Great Pretender to come out on Netflix!!!
Person 2: Sorry man, but the show is in Netflix Jail. That means that you're gonna have to wait for the show to end in Japan to come out on Netflix.
Person 1: Dammit Netflix!!!!

Netflix Jail by DuwangKaizer June 2, 2020

Netflix Syndrome

A chronic condition where one is unable to make a definitive decision when presented with an abundance of options.

Alvin: What would you like to eat? Chinese, Italian, Indian, Sushi, Mexican, Tex-Mex...

Dani: I don't know! There are too many options. You decide for me.

Alvin: You are officially diagnosed with Netflix Syndrome.

Netflix Syndrome by arfy900 June 4, 2016