nurf

adj. something you say when someone does something stupid.

person 1: "I just accidentally deleted all my music"
person 2: "haha! NURF!"

by d e April 24, 2008

Nurf

When you're out on a beach and a runaway surf board hits you just below the nose.

Omg! Ryan! You've been nurfed! Let's get you to the hutpital down the street!

by iheartchocolatemilk October 29, 2010

Nurf

a person that shows up at a formal event in a T-shirt and jeans and pretends to be important.

Look at the guy in the brown T-shirt sitting in the brides maid's seat...the Nurf!

by ksrgn September 28, 2008

Nurf

A man who plays with little boys balls.

Man 1: Did you see that buy over there playing with that boys balls?
Man 2: What a Nurf.

by Nerothis September 29, 2010

Nurf Hurder

The thing that cleans the undercarriage of a wookie. Slang term for a tick on your taint.

My Nurf Hurder has gotten some some sort of rash from Jesica's porcupine.

by Hunter12345 July 4, 2010

NURF DEEZ

Usually used along the lines of "straight up" or "keepin' it real", but it's meaning is inevitably irrelevant. Typically found at the end and separate from the statement that it's used with, or standalone. ya dig? It started as bad pronunciations of numbers 9 and 10 in french.

Girl got booty, NURF DEEZ!
Nacho fries! NURF DEEZ!
"Dude my grandma died 10 minutes ago." "Aw damn.. nurf deez."

by t-bag. May 10, 2009

Nurfing

Asian Foreplay. usually consisting of eating Fish food off of ea other.

Dude, Last Night. Daniel and that hot asian chick where totally Nurfing on each other.

by Ubarinnu June 23, 2010