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Num Nums 

Refers to snacks;most notably cookies, preferrably chips ahoy or keeblers. Are commonly consumed along with a beverage, most notably water(poland spring or dasani will do just fine). Num Nums are not your average, run of the mill snack, and shall in no instances be confused with "munchies". Num Nums are often used as a way to escape terrible moments in life(ie fires, bad break ups, double periods of science lab classes,encounters with the "wrong crowd"). Num Nums are not for everyone. Woman are only allowed to have num nums on there birthday; sambos are only allowed to have num nums if it means havig the stregnth to save a non sambo
Person 1: Yo son, I dont know if I'm going to make it, you gotta help me!

Person 2: I know, you should head off and get some num nums!

(15 minutes later)

Person 2: SO how are you feeling?

Person1 : Well, I'm all good now. I had my num num's and water. And on the way here, I got my nuts wet and beat a sambo!

Person 2: Well there you have it! num Nums save the day yet again!again
Num Nums by annonymous Sambo April 12, 2008

num nums 

I want your num-nums, my bf won't ever know...
num nums by Anonymous May 20, 2003

num nums 

The sound a guy makes when going down on a female, "num num num nums"
num nums by JimmyJJJ June 30, 2011

num nums 

the sound my screwdriver makes as it penetrates your eyeball
you gave my girlfriend the num nums now have some of my num nums
num nums by john doe May 21, 2003

num nums 

A term often used to describe one's testicles.

Also used to refer to delicious food.
Last night, after covering my testicles in peanut butter, I got my num nums licked clean by Lorraine.

Bernadette brought in some extra delicious num nums with cheese and crackers, which I then ate off of her spectacular body.