Numphy

An annoying, obnoxious, dumb person. Someone you do not like. Fake, shit-starter. Basically, everything bad about a person, rolled up in one.

Did you see that numphy? Who does she think she is?

by Bridgette&Heidi February 27, 2011

nelphie

Nelphie is a term that originated in Creston, Iowa. It's understood to mean loser, but no one can really give you a concrete definition of what a nelphie is. If you ask, all you will get for a response is simply "You." or "If you have to ask you probably are one." My personal definition for a nelphie is hot topic clothing (bondage pants, shits with stupid sayings), stupid hair cuts (shaved heads except the bangs, mohawks), and listen to mall metal (Slipknot, Mudvayne, Mushroomhead). Also most nephies don't have jobs and never leave Creston (or the hometown that is partial to your town's nelphies)

Someone that wears bondage pants, a shirt that says "i'm not antisocial, i just don't like you" and is pumped about the new Mudvayne CD is a Nelphie

by kyle August 7, 2004

Nulpt

Unfriend

When you get an unfriended on Facebook, you've been NULPT!

by The Nulptor November 19, 2009

Nutphobia

Fear of succulent nuts

Dude 1 : Hey do you want some cashews?
Dude 2 : Sure, I love those!
Dude 1: Hey do you want to suck on my nuts?
*Shows succulent nuts*
Dude 2: *dies of nutphobia*

by Emerson-is-gay March 15, 2021

numphigo

when you shart on your friends bedspread and then dont tell them about it.

man dont tell timmy, but i numphigo'd on his airplane sheets.

aw dude. hes gonna be pissed!

by mybuttreaks August 15, 2011

catalie nulp

Catalie nulp is an elusive and relucluse crazy Republican

Catalie nulp is so sexy

by Bestfarter December 22, 2022

Numphy

The feeling you get when you're comfy and snuggled up while wrapped in a blanket or a loved one's arms, can be in bed or anywhere else equally as comfortable.

E.g I'm feeling quite numphs in bed and I don't think I'll leave it today.

I had to get to work but I was too numphy to get out of bed, so I called in sick.

by LDBT July 23, 2015