Your Dad

A man, born roughly 16-30 years before you. Usually married to Your Mom. Responsible for roughly 1/3 of your upbringing, via monetary support. Also A major factor in childhood traumatization, and hereditary alcoholism. In addition, Your Dad is one of the few people GUARANTEED to make sexy time with your mom on a regular basis.

Your dad is at the bar, AGAIN

by The DickTater January 2, 2011

your dad

the one who happily stuck his dick in your mom

(back in the 70's) OH DADDY! FUCK ME!

by your daddy March 12, 2004

Your Dad

Gone And Gay LOL

Your dad left your mom for a man LOL XD

by lol poop cry about it March 17, 2021

your dad

A comeback to kids that make fun of your family.

Kid 1: Your Mom
You: Your Dad

by BadassMemes June 19, 2016

your dad

really your mom with a sex change

your mom snowboards

by wipe April 8, 2003

your dad

GONE

your dad left to get the milk

by qwertyuiop[;l,kmjnhgfdsaZxcvbn February 8, 2022

Your Dad

He isnt here. Hes not sorry either. Your mom should have gotten an abortion and hed still be here. Its all your fault. Thats why your mom abuses you as well.

Kid: Mom when is dad coming back.
Mom: Your dad is never coming back becausr of you stupid bitch.

by UrFatAssDadLeft4Milk May 17, 2023