drunk

One's alter ego who is blamed for all things of a regrettable nature.

Subject 1: Hey, what were you doing with my cat last night?
Subject 2: I don't know. I was drunk.

by marty-mcfly March 20, 2009

Drunk

Chemically incovienenced

"i'm not drunk i'm chemically incovienieced and your bestest friend in the whole world ever"

by Rex Mundi January 28, 2004

Drunk

Me

I'm drunk

by Mokumu July 22, 2020

Drunk

A sublime way of existing in a world full of idiots.

If I wasn't so drunk you would look stupid dancing to that house music shit!

by Johny Rebel May 17, 2003

a drunk

Someone who drinks a lot but isn't a complete binge drinking alcoholic who requires a drink daily or everyday.

I'm not an alcoholic I'm a drunk.

by ndsamsays April 16, 2009

Drunk

a guys excuse for texting his ex in the middle of the night

Girlfriend: Why were you texting Jen!
Boyfirend: I was drunk

by Rebecca E. Adams December 20, 2009

drunking

Drinking with the deliberate intention of getting very intoxicated

Jim and I were drunking last night, and boy did I get drunk.

by Michelle "the awesome" Mojo December 22, 2008