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Not here for you

When a person comes for you in a shady or disrespectful manner and you neither have the time or interest in entertaining their unwanted hostility. You are staying that you are NOT here for their foolishness and therefore don't care to further engage the situation.
Person 1: I really don't like you and I can't stand when you come around, you're TRASH.

Person 2: I really don't give two shits what the fuck you think about me, I'm NOT here for you! Please dismiss yourself from my presence.
by ahhmrr September 18, 2017
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Not Here Right Now

A term for getting high - A term you can use to tell your friends during public events or even in front of teachers that you are high.
Hunter: Dude are you here right now?
Me: Naw man I'm Soooo not here right now
by Undead Puppy October 28, 2010
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Not here to fuck spiders

A metaphor for not having sex with a skinny girl.

Generally used in a sentence to declare ones love for big booty bitches and nothing else.
1. "Look at that girl, she is thicc"
"Well I'm not here to fuck spiders"

2 " We're not fucking spiders in 2019, big booty bitches only.
by djamax January 10, 2019
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Not here to fuck spiders

Fuck SpidersOriginally refers to (during boredom) putting all finger tips together and bouncing palms in and out. Which can look like two spiders fucking.
“Are we getting the job done?”

“Yeah, we’re not here to fuck spiders
by URBAN155 July 18, 2022
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Not here to fuck spiders

Here to get shit done, not waste time.
In the language of the screen -cartoons especially- the passage of time without activity in a place is hit home with spider webs festooned all over everything. Why would you want that? Spiders everywhere? Are you into spiders?
by Nick Brook May 1, 2025
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i'm not here to fuck spiders

(Australian) "I'm already doing that" or "Obviously, yeah"
At the bar with a friend
Mate: do you want to get a beer?
Me: well, I'm not here to fuck spiders!
by rahx April 9, 2015
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A way of saying; why aren't we doing it already, I'm already doing it, or it's already done.

Possibly derived from ant fucker, is a call to action.
"Do you want another beer?"
"We're not here to fuck spiders mate!"
by Johntom March 26, 2008
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