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Not a Father's Day

Not A Father's Day is a holiday dedicated to the celebration and commemoration of an often forgotten segment of our country's population: the not fathers. These brave men have chosen to remain childless, despite an avalanche of pressure, expectations, and condemnation, propagated by the Saturday morning cartoon loving elite, the Minivan Clan, and Maury Povich.
Guy #1: Happy "Not A Father's Day", the only thing I'll be nursing at any given 2 AM, is a Scotch!

Guy #2: Amen to that!
by arcadiageorge June 16, 2014
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Not a P

The term "not a P" is a quicker way of saying "not a problem".
"is that going to be ok with you?" "yer yer, not a p"
"Can you have that report done by 4.30?" "not a p"
by Greg Howard December 19, 2006
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not a big truck

The internet is not a big truck that you just dump something in- it's a series of tubes!
by whetstone January 2, 2007
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Not a definition

Not a definition, I just have a question. What would happen if you fell on your boner? Would it break?
wait thats not a definition, thats anal sex. Bamboozled again.
by Tyrannous aunt June 10, 2019
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Taunt, towards your adversary, after you have bested him in any engagement, be it sporting or otherwise.
After rinsing Dan the chopper at football, Jon turned and said 'Not a sniff in the bizzle mate.' He then proceeded to kick seven shades of bizzle out of him.
by Jimboooooo May 11, 2009
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Not a Cow

Anything that is not a cow. It is sometimes used for tags when you can't think of anything else to put in. Also, It can be used for answering a question that you don't know the answer to.
1. TAGS: Carrot, pie, elf, lichen, omelette, Not a Cow

2. Manager: "So, Alex, what have you been working on?"
Alex: " Uh.... Not a Cow?"
Manager: "You're fired."
by Lilli the Excellence June 12, 2010
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not a dry seat in the house

At the porn theater, Ben said the movie was so hot, there was not a dry seat in the house!
by I, Wreckerrr February 27, 2017
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