Norwich

a boring lifeless place that is almost impossible to get to from anywhere else in the UK, any that do manage to reach it should beware of roaming gangs of chavs that seem to occupy every other street corner.
"hey lets go to Norwich"

"no"
by hotmandan June 24, 2005
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Norwich

The place were you aren't allowed to talk to the upperclassmen, who seem hotter, and more unobtainable. Then when you are "recognized" you manage to get them into bed. Then you realize that they can't get it up even with help. You should've just gone for one of your rook buddies..they are way easier, and they can get up.
scott (sophomore): "well, now that your an upperclassman..."
Freshman: "what are you going to try with that?" *points and laughs*
by FratBaby July 30, 2004
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Norwich is the shit of East Anglia. No one really cares about what happens there, as they are all going down on their brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, grandma's, dogs and Delia Smith.
Paul - "I live in Norwich!"

Roy - "you're a knob"
by COYB December 09, 2010
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Fancy a shag ? Fuck off, your norwich smells like it fell of a Scarborough fish wife ; Why don't you support West Ham like your brothers ? Fuck off Dad, don't be a norwich
by Alan B'Stard May 12, 2013
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A slang word describing something or someone that is doing their purpose/job very badly.
You are coming into work less and less these days, you are turning into a real norwich!
by Pete February 24, 2005
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Two so far this year alone
by that other guy May 08, 2005
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Norwiching

A mixture of rain, snow, and hatred for your life.
Norwiching is the typical weather pattern at Norwich University.
by Grisduntled September 06, 2012
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