normalest

most normal compared to anything else

i am the most normalest person in the world

by hiya love March 14, 2011

normals

Anyone who isn't a townie

"I'm sure glad i'm friends with you normals rather than those burberry wearing twats over there"

by JimmyK September 12, 2003

Brainwashed Normals

An all encompassing term used in rebuttal to a political point made accusing a group of people of being brainwashed. (eg. brainwashed liberals, brainwashed fox news watchers). Used tongue in cheek to suggest that anyone subscribing to any mainstream ethos is brainwashed, yet by using the term "normal" acknowledges the lack of sanity of any point being made in the rebuttal.

All you brainwashed normals will never acknowledge the real cause of our suffering is due to the Morlocks of Middle Earth secretly controlling all world governments. We have to dig to the core of the Earth and take them over with force and stop concerning ourselves with distractions such as poverty and global war.

Of course you don't believe fluoridation of water is the greatest communist plot of all time to destroy capitalist, your a brainwashed normal.

by Manny the Builder July 27, 2016

Normarse

to screw up

Oh darn ive been teaching the wrong language this year. Oh well i guess i Normarse

by Behnkes army February 28, 2011

normalstitious

Someone who considers believing in folklore, old wives tales, or good luck but doesn't take them serious enough to put them into everyday practice.

John has been told to stay away from the Bermuda Triangle because it is believed to have mysterious disappearances. Though he enjoys hearing stories about these disappearances, John is normalstitious and doesn't take these tales seriously. Usually without hesitation, John flies over the area anyway.

by Kircus June 30, 2010

normarse

to make excuses for oneself

Senora Behnke: "Ok bien clase lo siento porque i did not have time to grade the quizzes my husband was oh so sick in bed i will try to probably grade them tomorrow ok bien"

Clase: "Normarse.... again"

by behnkelover March 5, 2011

NormalPersonzz

Depressed twitter user that loves femboys

Did you see that new NormalPersonzz tweet?

by Normal Person October 9, 2020