Nokia

An indestructible, deadly weapon

" Watch out! He has a Nokia! "

by Soccerhead88 December 14, 2013

persona non-nookie

When a woman is in a relationship, she no longer is attractive you, hence relegated to the friend zone.

Randal: You became persona non-nookie to me the minute he started diddling your pooter.
Emma: So thinking of me in terms of being a girl kind of creeps you out, does it?
Randal: Sweetheart, I don't think of you in terms of being a girl, I don't think of you in any way...

by Justinsideyou November 13, 2019

nordic skiing

coming in two forms, classic or skate, nordic skiing is the original and hardest way to ski. you use every muscle in your body, and race 5-50k. an average practice for high school is 10-15 miles.

classic is a back and forth motion, primarily using your arms
skate is similar to skating on ice, except you also use your arms some, but mainly legs.
there is no stopping because of....
too cold
too long
bad wax
bad snow
sore muscles
darkness
season (skis with wheels)

i wish i was nordic skiing all the time!

by nordie4eva November 26, 2010

Norbingstoes

Long, sexy man toes that can only be possessed by the Norb.

"My G-spot has never been rocked quite like that. He must have used his Norbingstoes."

by Mathseus Hockingsham December 31, 2009

Nordick Helmet

An evolutionary predecessor to the teabag. One is Nordick Helmetted by "allowing" (most often because of extreme intoxication) another man to place his testicles on the forehead and run his outstretched schlong down the bridge of the nose so as to achieve the classic Nordic Viking warrior helmet look.

Did you know clint is a prince in Scandinavia? Yeah, he was knighted in the traditional Nordick Helmet manner last night after bar close. Lucky guy...

by Leaf Aaricson February 2, 2009

Nordin

Nordin is a common Swedish surname. Sometimes spelled as Nordeen by North American immigrants, to emulate the Swedish emphasis on the second syllable. Nordin can also be one of the spellings of the Islamic name Nur al-Din. Nordin is also the name of an underground pirating, hacking group.

The name is Nordin.

by IsTimeAnIllusion? June 1, 2016

Knee Nooking

to sensually message the crease in the back of the knee with tongue, finger, phallus, or other phallus like object

He was knee nooking me so hard I couldn't walk the next day.

by Eyeball_licker69 December 3, 2014