Norfolk

The Independent City of Norfolk, Virginia.

Pronounced nor-fuck.

Now being referred to as "the fuck".

Better than Virginia Beach. (aka "the beach")

Full of squids, chumps, artists, trash, punks, poseurs, thugs, and all the beautiful women in the world.

Literally goes harder than said world.

And everyone from everywhere seems as if they're just passing through this hell hole in the adventure that is their life. But in the end, this is where they'll end up staying... for the rest of their future generations, until bouncing baby boys enlist and are delivered elsewhere.

But, no, yeah this is a big navy town
and it's old as hell.
Natives give love. The rest don't.

And you will die in this city whether
you're killed or laid peacefully to rest.

Norfolk kid: "Bout to be headed back into the fuck."

Virginia Beach kid: "Bro, fuck Norfolk and fuck you."

Norfolk kid: "...typical rude ass VB kid."

by BT from tha Dune November 20, 2012

Norfolk Aggie

A kick ass school in Walpole MA. Also has nicknames like NCAHS and AGGIEIt has agricultural classes {EX. Mechanics, Arborculture and Animal Science} and owns its own mascot, the ram. The dress code is made by its own student which states you must if a male you must wear a carhart jacket, jeans and boots {commonly timberland}. If you are female...same thing. 25-50% of the students are hicks/rednecks. In order to go to this school you must have an industrial washing machine to get out stains from horse shit and mud. All students are imported to the school from towns all over the norfolk county and a few out of county. Including brocckton, holbrook, uxbridge and foxboro. It also has a ginormous lake in the front of it. A building at the school is named "Kemp Hall".

I am going to Norfolk Aggie to major in mechanics.

by Peter March 27, 2005

Norfolk Senior High

A school that doesn’t know how to fix their toilet,fix their walls and absolutely does not know how to hire the best teachers. It makes me want to cry every second I’m there because it’s so stressful.Our principal has a YouTube account that he thinks is so cool and always says “hey panther nation” in the beginning of his videos. Also, if it’s a blizzard out we still have school bc Nebraska is used to having bipolar weather.

Mom:Hey how was school today??
Me:mom its Norfolk Senior High what do you think?

by Silly goose lol October 2, 2019

Norfolk Southern Railroad

A railroad that ate the Southern and Norfolk & Western to create a shit storm that would derail it's way throughout the east coast. They also creates 20 brain dead heritage units for foamers to simp over. NS is known for derailing trains frequently

"Hey look, the Norfolk Southern Railroad ate shit again in Altoona."

by PissBreather June 6, 2021

norfolk

The home of the Largest Navy base in the world, and the reason Va Beach even Exists

Norfolk, Va, the heart of Hampton Roads

by Jo December 9, 2004

norfolk shower

When your too lazy to take a real shower so you coat yourself with a shit load of Axe or other body spray to mask your rankness and end up smelling like a French Whore. Also called the Guido Whores Bath.

Rank dude. Now I have to deal with your fruit cup smellin ass for the day. Way to take a norfolk shower.

by thatdude1235 September 24, 2011

norfolk junior high

there is a lot of people that switch up. there is like no fights cause people be saying they gonna fight and never do. and this school is petty asf you will get iss or oss for the littlest things ong.

Norfolk junior high is petty asf.

by tghu$ March 9, 2019