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nookie run 

A booty-call that requires travelling more than 50 miles; or, euphemistically, a booty-call that takes one farther than one would normally go for sex.
I don't care if she lives in effing OHIO, man. This girl is nookie-run material.
nookie run by grampa scully January 29, 2004

Nookie Duster

Synonymous with cookie duster, defined as a mustache so glorious in thickness and appearance that seems ideal to gingerly brush upon the pelvic area of members of the female persuasion's genitalia during cunnilingus, almost like that of the dusting motion of a domestic cleaning instrument. Most women prefer to have men with "nookie duster" type mustaches to do work on the lady bits due to the extra stimulation that the hair follicles create. Weaker mustaches tend to poke and cause displease to the fairer sex's south mouth. Some glorious examples of Nookie Dusters throughout history are as follows: Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck, Wiford Brimley, Teddy Roosevelt, and Ron Swanson from NBC's hit show Parks and Recreation.
Rachael: " So how was your date last night Carrie?"

Carrie: " Oh my god after we got home he went to town on my lower frown and his Nookie Duster tickled my lady bits all night, he's a keeper!"

Rachael: " Does he have any friends with superior, Burt Reynolds like Nookie Dusters?"
Nookie Duster by Kenny Bixxx May 17, 2013
what fred durst did it all for
"I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH"
nookie by nigracock April 4, 2010

nookie buddy 

1. an individual whom you know closely, such as a friend, partner, or co-worker, who wants mutual sexual intercourse without the relationship involved

see also: friend with benefits
Don't worry man, she's just my nookie buddy.
nookie buddy by Atticus89 December 6, 2009

wookie nookie 

Having sex with a mate that has an overabundance of pubic hair.
The thoughts of having wookie nookie with her make me ill.
wookie nookie by mike b January 29, 2004

Nookie Number 

Not to be confused with the total amount of people you've shared sexual relations, the Nookie Number is exclusive to vaginal/anal penetration. Only those rated above a "6" on the universal scale should be present on this list.
JA: What's your Nookie Number standing at?

DE: Seventeen as of last night. I hooked up with an attractive young lady at the frat party.

JA: What would you give her out of ten?

DE: She was a solid eight, bro.
Nookie Number by DEpps February 1, 2010