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Earth Noob

A highly technical geek who is completely oblivious to the world around him/her. Earth Noobs have considerable difficulty performing routine human activities such as: cooking, buying stylish clothes, combing their hair, speaking with the opposite sex, and generally being good at "real" life.
The earth noob had no problem in developing the new payroll database, but was unable to compile an unwrinkled matching outfit.
by Rasta O. Farian May 20, 2008
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noob shit

worse then a noob..noob shit... the most pathetic thing to be called on a game
by wspu123 May 11, 2009
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POOP NOOB

Another term for scat porn. The term originated in Southeast Asia and is often used when one wants to perform a sexual act involving feces with their sex partner.
by cringe terminator September 30, 2019
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noob.txt

"noob.txt" is a place (usually a thread) where people on the internet collects extremely funny quotes from various noobs all over the internet.

These quotes can sometimes become forced memes.
Noob: Y do u kepp pming me?!?!?!?!?

Noob.txter: This is going on noob.txt.
by Suncloak December 22, 2012
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Noob Season

The days following a holiday in which noobs receive video games that are a year (or more) old; while the non-noobs move on to a sequel, the noobs provide easy kills/XP for those who still do not have the sequel and are not noobs.
Person 1: Dude I have 5000 points in kills in Assasin's Creed Brotherhood multiplayer.

Person 2: Don't you have the sequel yet?

Person 1: No, I have no cash. But it's noob season out here. I'm almost to level 50.
by GhostofSparta010 December 31, 2011
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get noob

epik meme word, mostly used by the roblox youtuber flamingo
Flamingo : Kills a Roblox Guest
Flamingo : GET NOOB
by slobodasiikmadopdop March 22, 2020
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nooberdouche

someone that is such a noob that they are also a douche
(to a noob): GTFO dude, you are a nooberdouche.
by seb and mike January 2, 2009
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