Noop

To aggressively poop and nut at the same time, hence to “noop.”

Oh man that door knob was so sexy I nooped all over the kitchen.

by SukMikeHok October 19, 2019

Noop

The act of taking a hot, steamy dump during the night. Usually around 11-3. Requires tremendous skill and focus.

"What are you doing up so late honey"- mom

"Just taking a very large noop cause the tacos you made agreed with my stocmach about as well as you agreeing with me being gay"-me

by MetalDanMaster 69 June 11, 2017

Noop

A black man who devotes his whole house to used stereo equipment such as cd players, subs, and components.

Person 1: Hey man do them subs work?

Person 2: I dont know but Noop said they was shuvvin.

by Burn1G April 2, 2009

Noop

The act of napping and pooping at the same time. Either on purpose or involuntarily.

Grandma was tired so she took a noop. It took us an hour to clean both her and the lazy-boy.

by Skinsfan21 February 4, 2012

Noop

Any time that you are at loss of words. Can be used as insult or feeling.

You are the biggest Noop ever.
I am feeling pretty nooped right about now.

by D-roe July 18, 2006

Noop

Noop- a mangina
Noopnina- a full fledged mangina
Noopanono- an ugly no no mangina ranges around 70year olds
Noopapalooza- a mangina party
Noompaloompa- a large fat orange mangina

Dude i think i grew a noop.

Did you see those crazy noompaloompa's running around last night?
Thats one stretchy noopanono.
That noopalooza smelled like KFC.
That KFC smelled like noopalooza.
Aunt Jemima's noop smelled like Maple syrup

by HavingFunWithNoopAndPoon May 24, 2009

Noop

A synonym for Noob, but in a more depressing meaning.

Aliath is such a noop.

by techweeniejr July 5, 2009