Noonie

A typical white frat boy , someone who is into bing drinking , pukka shells, abercrombie and fitch , nickleback , and date rape . Derivative of Fonzanoon. Someone basically who is very cocky and has nothing to back it up with , And who is also very loud and obnoxious

" man did you notice Linda's boyfriend is a real Noonie"

by Blackie Gleason November 8, 2011

Noonie

A noonie is an industrious young man who is always looking for fun as is willing to work for it. He sees a bicycle he likes, so he mows lawns until he can afford it. He sees skis and poles at a garage sale, so he takes a job cleaning out garages so he can buy them. Any parent would be happy to call their son a noonie!

<> Look at that noonie dance while he mows the lawn. He sure can make working in the heat if the day look like fun! When he has earned enough $$$, he’s going to take his girl out to a movie. Wh v N at a great guy!
<> I need someone to weed my vegetable garden, so I’m looking for a noonie. He’ll do the work, and I’ll be entertained just watching him!
<> Honey, the attic is a mess! I’ll get the 🎶bombox🎶 / you hire the noonie, and don’t forget to set up the video camera before he gets here. We’ll make a fortune from YouTube likes!

by Lacemaker427 July 23, 2018

noonie

A person whose hair is red or any shade of red

Ronald McDonald is a noonie

by Bingerson November 24, 2006

noonie

a slang term for a snowman.

hey billy, lets go build us a noonie

by harrison s. July 19, 2005

Noonie

A word used to describe a person acting rudely, in place of profanity.

Man: That clerk was a complete Prick.
Woman: I know he was being Noonie.

by Freak the Clown May 20, 2009

Noonie

when your mom dies

oops I got noonied

by nooniedayz September 7, 2018

Noonie

A tall PuertoRican but Non-PuertoRican Male who wears diamond encrusted shirts as well as colorful Jeans.
May or may not have 16 kids.

A ran into a noonie the other day at the carnival. It was unloading all of it's kids from the ferris wheel.

by Asian Sensation 1 June 28, 2006