Noodler of cougars, bangs MILFS, hits old trim.
One who has sexual intercourse with older, attractive women.
One who has sexual intercourse with older, attractive women.
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"Christian was walking down the street and a crazy frenchman jumped out of the shrubbery and attacked his face with a fistful of noodles!"
This Maneuver is known as the French Noodler
This Maneuver is known as the French Noodler
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Noodling is defined as:
A. Being unable to maintain an erection while with a female and having consumed less then 7 beers.
B. Bitching out on things.
Noodling is defined as:
A. Being unable to maintain an erection while with a female and having consumed less then 7 beers.
B. Bitching out on things.
A. "Dude last night when i was with Lisa, i totally noodled. Im a complete noodler."
B "Yo is brian still coming to the concert?"
"No dude hes going to bed."
"What a fuckin noodler"
B "Yo is brian still coming to the concert?"
"No dude hes going to bed."
"What a fuckin noodler"
by King Heron May 10, 2007
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Get the noodleokadoodle mug.An term of endearment one uses when addressing one who is very comely. This word has been connected with British royalty as King Henry used it to his six wives. It is also rumored that Prince Charles has used this term to address his girlfriend. This word passed down from royalty has not yet gained popularity amongst the plebeians, but a select few scholarly people has adopted it for their own use to address their own loved ones. It is rumored that when a male address a female by "noodlenose" it has the power of undressing the female.
Only a selected few females in the history of the world have been grace with the honor of being addressed noodlenose. It is truly a privilege and those select few should be most thankful. Only females of the highest caliber and upmost beauty are granted the honor the this title.
Only a selected few females in the history of the world have been grace with the honor of being addressed noodlenose. It is truly a privilege and those select few should be most thankful. Only females of the highest caliber and upmost beauty are granted the honor the this title.
Mer,
I love you noodlenose.
Kevin
Prince Charles: Why Noodlenose, would you like to join me and the queen... I mean my mother for dinner tonight.
man: yo noodlenose, youse a sexybeast.
Police Officer: have that man arrested, he is a mere commoner desecrating this royal title.
I love you noodlenose.
Kevin
Prince Charles: Why Noodlenose, would you like to join me and the queen... I mean my mother for dinner tonight.
man: yo noodlenose, youse a sexybeast.
Police Officer: have that man arrested, he is a mere commoner desecrating this royal title.
by Kaytozee December 30, 2008
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The pot noodler boiled the kettle,made his pot noodle, took a sharpe knife to the bottom of the Pot, twisted so there was enough room to slide his funghi cock slowly into the noodles as his skin burns and his semen flows.
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