noobtard

One who is new at a video game and bwlieves themselves to be "1337 H4X0125" anyway. They are characterised by the distinct ability to get themselves killed every half second. This person may be slightly retarded.

Examples of n00btard behaviour taken from actual games: "1 4m 50 1337!", "Z0m6 H4x!", "W47cH M3 D13!", "M4 50 H012ny.", "1 4m 500000 H07! 61v3 m3 g01d5!", You are a noobtard.

by general_bleh May 17, 2006

noobular

This would be a total noob that pretty much has no knowledge of how to play the game. This one was actually the name of a player online who was called Noobular and pretty much made people feel like super noobs. So there ya go.

Your such a noobular, deinstall (whateva) the game right now.

by Flesh May 26, 2005

noobtard

A person new to a forum, that usually post pointless and needed topics and use improper grammar. They often think more highly of themselves then they really are. They often post such sentences as, "liek ur not cool but i am". Note: the two oo's in the word is part of the irony.

All he does is point pointless topics, and use understandable grammar, what a noobtard.

by DragoNferno August 15, 2003

noobular

Adj: a way of describing surprisingly cool acts done by a noob.
Combination of the words noob and tubular(surfer expression)

Girl: "Did you see the way Ryan just scored with Jessica? He's never even been past first base before!"
Boy: "Noobular!!!!"

by JefferyScottLewis February 5, 2008

Noobular

an adjective that descibes someone who either sucks at a game or is new to a game.

Noob misses shot By a mile, consequently, he dies shortly there after by you

You: he sucks...
Friend: he is so noobular...

by Gaming Protocal November 25, 2007

noobtarded

noobtarde is when a noob(newbie(someone new at a game or activity)) does someything insanely stupid.

Me: Dude im im on ur team why'd you shoot me with a rocket!!!!! ur so noobtarded.

by TheSumner October 4, 2004

Noobtart

When someone breaks into your house and cums in your pants

Noobtart 1 {Whispers to Noobtart 2}
Noobtart 1: Wow yesterday was so lame
Noobtart 2: What happened, your mom catch you jacking off?
Noobtart 1: NO NOT THAT AGAIN But something worse
Noobtart 2: What?
Noobtart 1: A burgeler came into my house just to stick his penis in my pants and cum in them
Noobtart 2: nice

by Huevos Fritos September 9, 2010