Noobcake

A person whom is a newbie. Often used in combination: newbie; slut monkey; noobfuck.

Shut your face, you damned noobcake son-of-a-bitch!

by hypnetric July 13, 2004

noobcake

From new (with b as in freebie) + (keyk) = "noobcake"

~Noun

--breaking down the definitions--

NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

CAKE: a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with or without shortening, and usually containing flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, eggs, and liquid flavoring.

EXPLAINATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobcake" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "cake" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness".

GENERAL USE:

"Damn, that guy is a real noobcake."

SPECIFIC USE:

"Jonathan is the biggest noobcake I have ever met."

by Infandus December 15, 2008

Noobcake

A type of noob that is so easy to overcome that you could say he/she was a 'piece of cake'.

It's the combination of the word "NOOB" with the idiom "PIECE OF CAKE.

My Friend: Yo, this match was pretty easy.

ME: Hell yea, I totally owned that noobcake!

by Fragmoney October 30, 2023

noobcake

one possesing noob features, in a cake form.

Man that jonathon kid is such a noobcake!

by hehehe22 September 25, 2010

nOobcake

Someone that makes frequent stupid decisions.

That nOobcake always trips down the stairs.

by ragazzoluvr1628 May 26, 2006

noobcake

A general term to express a noob. If you turned fourteen in February, you are then considered a noob"cake".

Hey kevin! Your an official noobcake now! Congratulations!

by reiinaassssssssssssssssssssss February 28, 2009

Noobcake

when there's a clusterfuck or gathering of noobcakes around one area being idiots an online shooter game...

dude a noobcake!! let's shoot it up for some easy points!!! I got the left side, u take the right.

by cod4masta March 21, 2008