Nong

A dumbass or infidel.

"You're an unemployable, infantile nong."

by TimeForACrusade October 28, 2018

nong

a depiction of the word mong, nong takes insulting to the next level by truly meaning absolutely fucking brain-dead retarded degenerate downy fucktard comy libtard 9 year old furry white trash faggot nigger

man hes a fucking nong

by 8@d@55 m07h3rfuvk3r January 22, 2019

nong

Nong means nong. Just nong. Usually associated with dumb people or getting kicked/banned/leaving a discord server. Usually gets autocorrected to nongovernmental.

Used in the form of 'nong' or 'get nonged'
Person: *gets banned/kicked*
Oj: GET NONGED BITCH

Person: *leaves server*
Mods/admin: nong

Really epic person: *leaves server*
Mods/admin: respectful nong

by not_zodiaq December 8, 2020

NONG

NONG is a simple word that stands for Not On New Grounds Songs.

Person 1: Hey bro I’m going to use a custom song for geometry dash

Person 2: you mean NONG

Person 1: No it’s Custom Song.. What is a NONG

Person 2: A NONG is Not On New Grounds

Person 1: Sounds Stupid, It’s literally the Same Thing as a Custom Song

Person 2: Nah it’s Not it’s different, A custom song is custom and a Songs that are not on New Grounds

Person 1: Your literally Stupid

Person 2: Stfu

Person 1: No you

by A TMR July 8, 2022

nong head

Slang for the word "nong". Also meaning idiot/stupid etc

"You are such a nong head!"

by kool_kimbo September 13, 2006

nong wrapper

A nong wrapper is often identified as a slippery piece of clothing that goes on the male genitals. In Australian slang a nong wrapper is a condom

"come on baby stick it in me"
"just wait a sec i need to put on my nong wrapper"

by BlackishPanda December 23, 2015

Nong-Nong (农-农)

Describes a person who is adorable, hot and has the best killer smile

Wow he's definitely a nong-nong (农-农)

by taehyungswife March 16, 2018