nonfidence

noun - 1. The total lack of confidence in a situation, the uncertain feeling of insecurity and lack of hope 2. The complete confidence that a given scenario will lead to utter failure.

After asking her out and waiting for what seemed to be an eternity, his heart filled with nonfidence. His hopes were vanishing like the chances to plug that damn oil leak in the gulf.

by dorksrcool June 9, 2010

nonfidence

no confidence, the lacking or not having of confidence.

man i woulda screwed her, but i have fucking nonfidence

by eamonster December 25, 2010

Nonfloccinonnaucinihilinonpilification

Noun /ˌnɒnflɒksɪnɒnnɔ sɪˌnɪhɪlɪˌnɒnpɪlɪfɪˈkeɪʃn/

The action or habit of estimating something as so ridiculously, ludicrously worthless that one could NOT value it at:

The value of a wisp of wool (flocci)

+The value of a nut (nauci)

+The value of a hair (pili)

+The value of nothing (nihili)

It is a more extreme form of the word 'floccinaucinihilipilification' which was coined by students at Eton Latin Grammar.

Angus: "Gadzooks! This test is merely pseudo-science! Completely utterly useless!"
Sam: "Cease your wastage of air, I've already finished my floccinaucinihilipilification about this test."

Angus: "Yes, but I have undertaken a nonfloccinonnaucinihilinonpilification on the aforementioned examination!"

Sam: "Crikey!"

by Plūm March 14, 2023

nonfriending

The act of neither confirming nor ignoring a facebook friend request, thereby leaving the friend request that is "awaiting confirmation" hovering in your friend request box indefinitely, leaving the requester completely powerless.

Janie: Hey, did you ever respond to that friend request from Kathleen?

Elena: No way! I totally nonfriended her. She can keep waiting.

Janie: Nonfriending is the only way to go with that crazy bitch. You wouldn't want her to facestalk you anyways.

by the antifriend February 9, 2010

Nonfleek

When something is so not on fleek.

Girlfriend, that weave is so nonfleek!

by B10suj May 15, 2015

nonficcionado

Someone who prefers non-fiction; by extension anyone who hates fantasy and political rhetoric might be called a nonficcionado.

Don't you lie to me, you cheating tramp, I'm a nonficcionado.

by darkox July 1, 2020

Nonfictions

A more literary truefax..

Person a: Dude. That France? They make good biscuits.
Person b: Nonfictions.

by Kiddae January 14, 2009