Nonf

The ability to unintentionally and simultaneously say or type the same thing as one's friend at the same time. The act most often occurs amongst close friends who spend too much time together.

Rebecca and Polly both just said "Oh Em Gee" at the same time.. They totally have Nonf!

by Nonf Co-Founder March 30, 2013

Nonfactor

A person of little to no importance; a dimwitted, unresponsive player.

Nevek is such a nonfactor. He turns with his arrow keys.

by Vend August 31, 2008

nonfiction

(adj.) something true; when someone is telling a story that is factual one says NONFICTION.
synonyms: true story

Person A: "Darian your hair be so fly!"
Person B: "Nonfiction."

by J. Tiong December 3, 2009

nonfucking fuckboy

Jakob Ryckeghem

Jakob Ryckeghem is a nonfucking Fuckboy

by Baddyfuckdaddy February 1, 2017

nonfriendwhoreyness

Someone who does not obsessively try to see how many "friends" they can acquire on websites with a "friending feature" (such as MySpace, Facebook, LiveJournal, Red vs Blue and all other websites with such a function.)

"I pride myself in nonfriendwhoreyness!" said the non-friendwhore.

by Count3D July 10, 2007

nonference call

In business, a conference call that essentially accomplishes nothing after an hour of talking.

"Oh no, we have another nonference call at 2 today. What a waste of time!"

by Team WTF March 31, 2009

nonfuck

A man or woman who, for whatever reason, will not engage in premarital sex. Mainly found on conservative or religious college campuses.

Damn that babe was so fine, it's too bad she was a nonfuck, otherwise I would've taken her straight up to my room for some all-night action.

by AttiSchwagg May 2, 2010