Nokia

An indestructible, deadly weapon

" Watch out! He has a Nokia! "

by Soccerhead88 December 14, 2013

nokiaphobia

a fear of the nokia brand of phone,ranging from any one in the range except the N69. the only known cure for this phobia is by laying in a warm bath of frogs spawn

that guy has nokiaphobia

by paul the mighty egg layer March 11, 2009

novian

novian is a funny guy with an open mind and a good heart. He is very good with the ladies and amazing with his words. Novian can get away with anything while using his words and is not afraid to speak them

Novian talked his way out of trouble

by definition 1 October 6, 2019

Nokialand

commonly refered to Finland being as the makers of nokiamobile phones and not much else,except winners of Eurovision Song Contest 2006, finns are mostly racist drunken tribal society,rude & territorial and really dont like outsiders/foreigners having fun due to lack of any sense of humour,if you believe what others have reported.oh yeah! rubbish @ hockey.

nokialand home of Santa Claus and Rudolf the red nosed reindeer.

by mohair July 14, 2007

Nokia

A Finnish mobile phone manufacturer. Their phones are world renowned for being incredibly durable.

Hey Alex I just dropped my Nokia down four flights of concrete stairs and into the pool.

Oh that sucks...

I know, now when I text the 5 key makes a little squishy noise.

BEST PHONES EVER

by mtl007 October 31, 2008

Nokiaexpress

Nokiaexpress is often heard of as an oddly introverted being and rarely leaves its natural habitat of discord. No live witnesses of a real Nokiaexpress have been reported.

Somebody: Hey! I heard somebody say Nokiaexpress was a pissbaby!

Somebody else: Really? Wow!

by pseudonymamim52 March 29, 2021

Nokia

The disappointed Finnish Father of all living mobile phones

iPhone: Heyyy I'm so cool innit, check out my touchscreen!
Nokia: I am not your Fathwe

by emna998 January 22, 2015