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Node

A loser, dork. Can be used as a friendly insult.
by Da Node May 13, 2005
mugGet the Nodemug.

node

The entry point to a network or machine from a network.
Pinging node #1...
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ARCHIVED.
by larstait October 15, 2003
mugGet the nodemug.

node

a 2 in. radius pimple on your ass. It hurts to sit down so u stand all day.
Yo that node on your ass is laying eggs in your asshole.
by Squeo and Zack January 12, 2003
mugGet the nodemug.

node

Part or particular particle that's in neutral mode.
Care to join me in node?
by Hercolena Oliver October 17, 2008
mugGet the nodemug.

node

Man u got a node
by Yo May 8, 2003
mugGet the nodemug.

node

Don't touch them.
Get the fuck away from my nodes. Don't touch them. I said go away what the hell do you do
by The Man Bringer-Downer December 10, 2003
mugGet the nodemug.

Vol node

A vol node also known as an “implied volatility node” is something which supposed “Options trading experts” on Twitter have trouble grasping. It might be that their ego and self-worth is too inflated by the crowds of retail traders they lie to. These so called “experts” were dropped on their head as a kid so they didn’t get to that part of the book yet in “Options for Dummies” to learn what it is yet.

On a more serious note, a vol node is simply a point that represents implied volatility as a function of strike, moneyness, delta, or standard deviation from the underlying.
Normal person working at any large Market Making firm: There’s a kink in the /NG Natural Gas curve for the March tenor. A large block order came through and jacked up the implied vols of the OTM calls. I’m going to sell it then delta hedge as the skew reverts so I can profit the spread between the market vols and my theoretical vols.

Twitter Volatility Expert with a bunch of followers breaks into the office (Retard): NOOOOOOOOOO!!! A VOL NODE ISN’T A REAL THING!!! YOU GIYS ARE STUPIDDD YOU CANT MAKE MOMEY OFF THAT JUST BECAUSE I NEVER LEARNED OR TRADED BEFORE!!!!

Normal person working at any large Market Making firm: Security, please escort this retard out the building, thank you.

*retard later ends up throwing a tantrum later online and talking to the voices in the walls*
by Obama’s Last Name December 27, 2021
mugGet the Vol nodemug.

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