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Christian Coalition

pat roberson blamed 9/11 on gays and abortionists...never forget,never forgive
by last angry man July 23, 2004
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nolationship

when two people (regardless of sexuality) act so much like they are in a relationship with each other that they really kind of are, but they reassure everyone that they are not a dating couple.
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are in a nolationship, because they act exactly like they're a couple but they tell everyone they are not dating each other.
by BitchItsCalculus January 7, 2011
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rainbow/push coalition

The Rainbow/PUSH Coalition (RPC) is an organization founded by the Reverend Jesse Jackson, the name derives from the roots of the organization - a merger between the Rainbow coalition (founded 1985) and Operation PUSH (started about 1971). The stated mission of the organization is to foster "civil rights" and empower people of color (i.e. black). RPC frequently uses political pressure tactics bordering on blackmail designed to coerce companies into "donating" to the RPC (i.e. bribe them to go away) or employing RPC members in nice cushy jobs to ensure "liason" between the company and the black community (i.e. provide continuous welfare and the ability to monitor companies from the inside for future blackmail operations).
We have a rainbow of races at our company, but Jesse Jackson decided there were not enough black ones in top management positions so he PUSHed us around with threats until we paid him to go away, gave mandatory promotions to unqualified blacks (including his friends he owed favors) and ended with a nice flowery speech about how this showed our commitment to diversity. Hopefully now we are under the "protection" of Jesse and no one else will come and blackmail us.
by FigurinOutLife March 24, 2004
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Coalition

1. A government that was voted in by ignorant voters who decided to throw votes away by voting for a liberal party.

2. A term for a yellow tied MP on their knees in front of blue tied PM.
1. I voted for a liberal government! Oh wait we just got a conservative coalition, I didn't see that coming...

2. Omnomomommommmom, can I have a say yet? omonnomommononnmomm
by testing_the_line December 26, 2011
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Christian Coalition

A group of born agains...A cult.People who throw their arms in the air in a crazy way during church. People who think they are better than those who aren't as religious as them.
Tom: "Isn't Bobbie in the Christian Coalition?"

Katie: "Yea, she's a born again."
by Rick N. James July 2, 2006
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Coalition jumping

A tactic used in Bytro's strategy games that allows you to have as much information and diplomatic manipulation of the map as possible using player-made coalitions.
"Quebec was coalition jumping, now they know my army location and size"
by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021
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Cougar Coalition

A GROUP of older woman who frequent clubs in order to score with much younger men. Like a pack of hyenas, the Cougar Coalition member can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougar Coalition members are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times, chicks with their shit together, along with their ex husbands money!
Don't look now but the "Cougar Coalition" just walked through the door. "Bow Chica Wow Wow"!!!
by Sting Kilgore August 21, 2008
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