No hands
The act of masturbating without using your hands, usually in the form of humping a bed/pillow, and letting the semen splurge onto the sheets.
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To have "no hands" is to lack mechanical skill, usually in relation to a video game. While originally referring solely to a lack of speed and precision in input, it has since been expanded to any situation in which victory is lost due to an inability to make effective inputs.
Commentator 1: "Let's see if XxXFaZe_DunkerXxX can pull off this combo, against this opponent though it'll be very intensive in button presses"
Commentator 2: "Nah he's cooked, Dunker notoriously has no hands"
*he proceeds to absolutely fumble the combo owing to his poor fine motor control*
Commentator 2: "Nah he's cooked, Dunker notoriously has no hands"
*he proceeds to absolutely fumble the combo owing to his poor fine motor control*
no hands by depressed doge 317 December 15, 2024
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no hands!
kinda like noscoping in a game but you get oral and when your ready to cum you stand up scream no hands take it out and let the cum find its own path , you get bonus points if most of it hits her...
No hands lebowski
The act of fucking a dog with no hands. A discord user that goes by the name Jacob Lebowski was caught fucking dogs with no hands while screaming into his mic “no hands lebowski”. Jacob can be heard at local dog parks screaming out “no
Hands lebowski” if you hear him screaming that he is about to kidnap a dog. Please call the police and hide your dog
Hands lebowski” if you hear him screaming that he is about to kidnap a dog. Please call the police and hide your dog
Hey look, Jacob is at it again. What’s he doing? He is fucking a dog with no hands, that’s the no hands lebowski move
No hands lebowski by Doglover1836 February 9, 2022
No-Hands-Freeby
For a person (typically a male) to urinate
without touching body liquids or genitalia.
Therefore, not having to sanitize when finished.
without touching body liquids or genitalia.
Therefore, not having to sanitize when finished.
*flush*
Joe:"Alright, let's go watch the movie now."
Kyle:"Eww, dude. Don't you wash your hands?"
Joe:"Nah, it's cool. I did a No-Hands-Freeby."
Joe:"Alright, let's go watch the movie now."
Kyle:"Eww, dude. Don't you wash your hands?"
Joe:"Nah, it's cool. I did a No-Hands-Freeby."
No-Hands-Freeby by heyschmexy September 15, 2011
no hands doyle
doyle: 1. An exclamation shouted when a person playing football drops an easy pass because they don't have good hands (catching ability, see good hands)
2. An adjective describing a person or play in football in which a player drops an easy pass because they lack good hands (catching ability, see good hands)
2. An adjective describing a person or play in football in which a player drops an easy pass because they lack good hands (catching ability, see good hands)
1. (The person playing quarterback in a pickup football game): "I threw a perfect pass and Steve dropped it."
(A friend): "Yea that was a no hands Doyle for sure."
2. 'No Hands Doyle!!" or sometimes just "Doyle!" Usually used immediately after a pass is dropped by everyone in the vicinity.
(A friend): "Yea that was a no hands Doyle for sure."
2. 'No Hands Doyle!!" or sometimes just "Doyle!" Usually used immediately after a pass is dropped by everyone in the vicinity.
no hands doyle by hbd101 December 14, 2010
No Hands Dance
When you are trying to dance with a girl at a club and she tries to get away you hang on for dear life.
After she gives up trying to get away you can then engage in the no hands dance.
You do so by grinding with the girl but waving your hands in the air.
After she gives up trying to get away you can then engage in the no hands dance.
You do so by grinding with the girl but waving your hands in the air.
Guy 1: "Hey it looks like Mike's girl finally gave up"
Guy 2: "Yep. Hes doing the No Hands Dance"
Guy 1: *Laughs*
Guy 2: "Yep. Hes doing the No Hands Dance"
Guy 1: *Laughs*
No Hands Dance by fan187 February 18, 2011