Nivea Lizard

Older variety of cougar known to frequent bars and pubs on a Friday afternoon.

Went to the bar for a TGIF session and was propositions by a Nivea Lizard. She promised she'd take out her teeth.

by Mark W Walker June 21, 2012

nivea jizzage

Another word for facial

play on "nivea visage", the popular moisturiser...

"I just splatted my Nivea Jizzage all over your face"

by -anonymity- June 10, 2008

Nivea Cream

A very annoying chammak who uses 2020 baddie combacks.

Me: Have you seen Nivea Cream today?
Someone: Yea shes hanging out with those other chammaks

Zaina, Nizrin and Zahra.

by Zaina fr slayed. November 6, 2022

nivea thompson

Nivea Thompson is the wife of Min Yoongi 2021. She is a mother of 2 by the names of Arianna Curiel and Liliana Contreras. Although Arianna Curiel was diagnosed with Down Syndrome at birth; Nivea still cherished her as if nothing were wrong.

Friend: "Hey! Does BTS Min Yoongi have a wife?"

You: "Yeah! her name is Nivea Thompson."

by joeballz July 19, 2021

Nivea

Nivea is a popular loaner that doesn’t need a lot of people in her circle she the best girlfriend you could ever ask for, she doesn’t ask for much but the little things she do ask for are expensive as fuck

She’s not a scary ass hoe don’t test a Nivea and she’s definitely not easy and she’s not going the fuck Nivea look like giving up some easy pussy anyway get yall a Nivea they going to change yall life

Nivea is the best person alive

by Maybe it’s me March 21, 2025