van Nistelrooy

Scores for fun

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

van Nistelrooy

The most complete centre forward in the universe. Scored 25 goals in the English Premiership. Won the Golden Boot. Top goal-scorer in the UEFA Champions League. Appears in every non-bias Dream Team. Coveted by every top team. Better than any Henry, Beattie, Owen and fucking idiots (people who do not support the richest, biggest and best football club on earth, Manchester United. All in all, no one can say a bad word about him.

Value: £100000000000000000000000000000m pounds (the lowest price he would cost)

As perfect as Van Nistelrooy

by A Red Devil fan - same as 10billion people across September 16, 2003

Nuttela

The Nuttela, this is chocolate spread, used in intercourse to cover the anal cavity.

dont forget to use a condom, also dont forget the Nuttela

by ImTheFunGuyAtParties December 2, 2019

NiteLiite

green 💚💚💚💚

PLUTO:TUTU GIMME A DEFINITION FOR NiteLiite
NAYU: green 💚💚💚💚

by Plutouwu December 16, 2021

Ruud Van Nistelroy

"the flying dutch man" he scores many goals for Manchester United and is one of their key players

Ruud is awesome!

by Lauren December 12, 2003

nitten

1.cat;kitten
2.a carnivorous mammal long domesticated as a pet and for catching rats and mice.
3. any of a family of animals (as lion,lynx, or leopard) including the domestic cat.

Jayce has a rather lazy nitten.

by Dani November 5, 2004

Nitter

A derogatory term used among some Autistics and Aspies (people with Asperger Syndrome) to refer to a Neurotypical (derived from the abbreviation NT; NT-er; Nitter).

Dont worry about the people writing definitions on here about Asperger Syndrome being a fake disorder invented by people to justify being losers; they're nothing but a bunch of goddamn nitters

by Kurotowa August 17, 2008